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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
SEX At Last! A Dating Site Just for You!
Posted by Ned Lannamann on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 12:09 PM
Here at the Mercury, we get some very peculiar e-mails: press releases, spam, what have you. But opening today's Inbox revealed a particularly strange e-mail, sent to us from "Satan," and bearing the subject line "Soulmates from the Darkside."
The email reads:
Some times it's fun when things go "Bump in the night".So of course I had to visit Devil Dates, which isn't nearly as spooky as you would think. In fact, the scariest thing about it is that, as of this moment, there are only five profiles on the entire site. (Also, out of the five, three are located in Killeen, Texas, which I can't really explain. One is in Portland, Maine, and the last is of a New Jersey fireman. Eeek!)(The first Satanic Dating Website in the World.)
Helping you find that special someone that understands that Satanism is more then just about the Devil...
So, if you see something you like in one of those five, it's time to ready that profile! And, it may be time to finally delete those profiles from Christian Cafe and JDate.
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