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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Drunk Finally! A Dietary Supplement for Snake Charmers.
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 3:57 PM
Si, mi espanol es muy mal. However! It doesn't take a Spanish translation expert to figure out what's going on in this commercial. Finally, a dietary supplement has been developed for snake charmers who want to get married to their scantily clad girlfriends, but can't afford a ring. And the great thing about ErectoMax pills? With every purchase, they'll send you a vibrating engagement ring… absolutely "gratis"! (That means "free," right?)
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