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Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Mercury Send in Yer Free Valentine! QUICK!!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Feb 3, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Okay, that's an alarmist headline, and I know when I write alarmist headlines, it makes you less inclined to believe me when I'm really super serious about what I'm talking about in the alarmist headline. That being said…
JESUS F-BOMBING CHRIST! SUBMIT YOUR FREE MERCURY VALENTINE BY THIS THURSDAY AT 5 PM! WE'RE ONLY PRINTING THE FIRST 1500 IN THE PAPER, AND THERE'S ONLY ABOUT 300 SLOTS LEFT! IF YOU IGNORE THIS, YOUR LOVER IS GONNA BE PISSED! AAAAHHH! AAAHHH! HELP! WHY CAN'T YOO PEOPLE LET ME BE GREAT?!
(Man, that made me feel just like Kanye.)
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