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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Food Disney Eggs! Straight from the Disney Farm?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Feb 4, 2009 at 12:02 PM

Have you been wondering when the Disney Corporation was going to get into the egg business? ME, TOO! Well, wonder no longer as you watch this commercial for Disney brand eggs which apparently pop out of the chicken's vagina bearing the likeness of all your favorite Disney characters! WOW! Disneyland IS a magical place!


Tip o' the mouse ears to Jezebel!

 

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1
Chickens and other birds don't have vaginas. They only have one hole called a cloaca.
Posted by Lauren Hudgins on February 4, 2009 at 12:37 PM · Report
2
Fun fact: cloaca is Latin for sewer!
Posted by mumkin on February 4, 2009 at 12:45 PM · Report
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Fun fact #2

Crocodiles and alligators also have cloaca!
Posted by Patrick A. Coleman on February 4, 2009 at 12:47 PM · Report
4
Look. I know for a FACT that chicken had a vagina! (Shut… up, Steve! SHUT UP!!!)
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on February 4, 2009 at 1:05 PM · Report
5
I wonder how many cloacas I consumed in chicken mcnuggets as a child.
Posted by Will Radik on February 4, 2009 at 5:51 PM · Report
6
To Will Radik: You can't eat a "cloaca." Like a sinus, it's defined by absence rather than presence.
Posted by Amanda Bandana on February 4, 2009 at 6:03 PM · Report
7
Will doesn't understand anything when it comes to parts "down there." He is just another disgusting douche pedophile loving dolt.
Posted by FIRE MATT DAVIS NOW! on February 5, 2009 at 12:56 AM · Report

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