This Week in the Mercury
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Misc Jesus Could Kick He-Man's Ass
Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Sun, Feb 8, 2009 at 11:41 AM
Because I know that most of you didn't go to church today—your souls are most likely damned to hell anyway—I thought I'd give you a bit of that old time religion from 1799 1874 1914.
I'm fairly certain that there aren't any Jehovah's Witnesses trolling Blogtown (and if there are, can I interest you in reading our free publication?), but I must say, their Jesus is a badass. A winged badass, at that. I'm sure that if he threw down against He-Man, Jesus would most likely win.
Also, does this animation remind anyone else of Heavy Metal?
Maybe it's just me...
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Also, the way SuperJesu flew thru the air before getting his wings? Boss. Absolutely boss.
But those animaed Deep Impact scenes toward the end? The shouldn't have bothered. Although that little VW Beetle bobbing about on the top of that crumbling snowbank like a soap bubble made me smile.
Verdict: Two Thumbs Up, but I'm not saying where.
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