Valentine's day is coming, and you're a loser that can't get none. HEY, DON'T GET MAD AT ME. Until you're ready to help yourself become a successful seducer, there's nothing I can do for you. And you can start with this helpful clip from the '80s, appropriately entitled, "The Video Guide to Successful Seduction." I would happily be seduced by any of these people. ANY OF THEM!!!
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