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Friday, February 13, 2009

George Lucas: Guilty!!!!

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 3:58 PM

Complete with a catchy tune called George Lucas Raped My Childhood, the teaser trailer for the film The People vs George Lucas hit the intertubes earlier this week. The evidence against Lucas seems to be based almost entirely on Jar Jar Binks. I doubt it's enough to convict him.

What the hell is his sentence gonna be? Getting frozen in carbonite?

Hat tips: Defamer, via FARK.

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