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Friday, February 13, 2009

Food Liquid Cereal: Finally, a… Ummm… Liquid Cereal!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 11:42 AM

Are you sick of all the time you waste eating cereal? Well, finally you can DRINK your cereal thanks to LIQUID CEREAL. (Drinking's faster than eating, right? Right.)

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Here are a couple of reviews from BevNet.com:

Apple & Cinnamon Liquid Cereal definitely lives up to its name as the product truly does taste like apple & cinnamon flavored cereal. With a slight thickness to its body, this product also feels somewhat like cereal in your mouth. The greenish color is probably our biggest issue with this product as green colored milk is typically a sign of some sort of problem.


Chocolate Liquid Cereal is a beverage that really does live up to its name. The consistency of the product literally feels like finely ground cereal that is smooth, not mushy.

And here are some actual customer reviews:

my kids loved this they spent several hours wandering around the streets , either because tey where really happy or that it made them disorentated ,also very suspiciously my son came down with flu and my daughter has started to grow bollock thanks a lot i hate your stuff

You made me cry when i saw your cereal i puked up my carrots and i found some froot loopsin the mix i just want to say ur cereal tastes like sour cheese

yea it was great my pet rat loved it , i gave it him cos i thought it tasted like death oh yea and dude , you owe me a rat ,thanks a hell of a lot R.I.P rat17 you gave him rat cancer i hope your happy

Hat tips to Mom Logic!

 

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1
Awesome. I think I'll cereal bong it to save more precious seconds.
Posted by Blabby on February 13, 2009 at 12:23 PM · Report
2
This product makes me feel ill.

I wouldn't even feed this to cats. Therefore cats aren't needed in this post.
Posted by Graham on February 13, 2009 at 12:55 PM · Report
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Posted by A cat on February 13, 2009 at 1:05 PM · Report
4
Ok, where's that damn "There Will Be Blood" dude when it would actually be relevant?

"I drink your cereal..."? No?
Posted by tk. on February 13, 2009 at 1:12 PM · Report
5
Relevance is a hobgoblin of small-minds, tk. Please post some fucking cats now.
Posted by A cat on February 13, 2009 at 1:14 PM · Report
6
Post more fucking hobgoblins!
Posted by Dr. Something on February 13, 2009 at 5:36 PM · Report
7
I lol'd. Thank's, Doc.

What a fucking day...
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 8:42 PM · Report
8
Awesome. Now all we need is a device that will just shoot it up your ass so you don't need to waste time swallowing.
Posted by Will Radik on February 13, 2009 at 11:35 PM · Report

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