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Friday, February 13, 2009

City Hall / Ethics / Media / News / Politics / Portland The Ruiz Questions, Part Five.

Posted by Matt Davis on Fri, Feb 13, 2009 at 4:47 PM

The mayor's office has this afternoon supplied the Mercury with the applications filed by the other 2 finalists in the search for the mayor's sustainability and planning policy adviser—a position given to former Mercury news editor, Amy Ruiz. I've scanned copies of the applications and posted them after the jump—they're enormous jpg images. There was also another application for Ruiz's job, prior to its public posting {corrected Monday, Feb 16, 9am}, who appears to have been recruited from inside the planning bureau. That person's application has also been scanned and posted. You can catch up on the other information related to Ruiz's hiring here, including scanned copies of Ruiz's application.

Original Job Description:

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Finalist 1:

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Finalist 2:

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Lastly, the other, earlier person considered for the job from the planning bureau. It's understood this person declined the job by phone:

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Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 4:53 PM · Report
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Matt, aren't you leaving out a crucial piece of information?
Posted by Amy J. Ruiz on February 13, 2009 at 5:47 PM · Report
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"Ask most Portlanders why they choose to live" um, because its better than being dead?
Posted by porter on February 13, 2009 at 6:37 PM · Report
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I want to see Amy's resume.
Posted by Ellen on February 13, 2009 at 6:37 PM · Report
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She appears! Our CITY PLANNER GRACES US!

Matt, the 4th image from the bottom is cut off. Can it be rescanned? I'm curious about the adjective used to describe the job.
Posted by NIG GER on February 13, 2009 at 6:42 PM · Report
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Sorry to be off topic - can y'all ban the cat-notacat IP?
Posted by D on February 13, 2009 at 6:49 PM · Report
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Fuck of, D.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 7:14 PM · Report
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(that should have been "fuck off". sorry, am a touch off my game).
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 7:19 PM · Report
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I'm with Mr. D. Ban this asshole. He did it once, he'll do it again.
Posted by billy on February 13, 2009 at 7:20 PM · Report
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(serious hat: despite the ambiguity they could argue about exactly what it means, doesn't the "how old?" question in the first one look pretty sketchy, as legal hiring practices go?)
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 7:22 PM · Report
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You're not very nice, billy. I was just celebrating caturday. Put away the pitchforks, maybe.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 7:24 PM · Report
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Ellen -

Amy's cover letter and resume were already posted on Jan 20th. Matt provided links to the prior coverage already, but the specific link is here:
http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogto…
Posted by Bob R. on February 13, 2009 at 7:25 PM · Report
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AMY!!! Great to see your avatar again!

For the record, Amy J., you left an awesome hole in the Merc's news coverage. You were a champion. Matt Davis has done an admirable job filling the void (I can't believe I'm writing that). That's added to some intense scrutiny of your situation, but that's the biz, eh?

I'd love to touch bases with you, off the record, although I don't think the email address I have for you is still any good. Perhaps I will drop you a note via the Mayor's office.

Hang in there, baby.
Posted by Guffman on February 13, 2009 at 7:29 PM · Report
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Oh, yeah, Webmistress? I'm with D and Billy. Please get rid of NOT A CAT. God knows how much damage he caused today. He's bound to do it again.
Posted by Guffman on February 13, 2009 at 7:35 PM · Report
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(wasn't guffman the one that said in a post that he'd met Amy once and that she wouldn't remember him? was that someone else?)
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 7:37 PM · Report
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God help me, but I think I have to - gulp - agree with A Cat/Not A Cat.

I would be nervous if I was a public official or public employee manager and my notes on an applicant's application materials read "how old?"

Certainly they wouldn't write "what race?" or "sexual orientation?" Must we add "ageist" to our list of Sam Adam's dubious characteristics? [Liar. Self-promoter. Shameless. Stubborn. Chickenhawk.]

Keep up the serious comments A Cat/Not A Cat and lay off your usual trolling.
Posted by Number Six on February 13, 2009 at 7:38 PM · Report
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Guffman, honest question: how much damage do you think I caused today? Do you really think anyone deleted system32? Really?
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 7:39 PM · Report
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Thanks for the support, No. 6. You know I usually try to maintain a good balance of troll-y fun and snarky constructive posting. I hate to admit it with all the morons calling for my head, but I went a touch far today. Happens to the best of us, I think. Perhaps the nay-sayers can just recall me in a few months...
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 7:42 PM · Report
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So they've released all the documents relating to Ruiz's hiring. No smoking gun here. Can we stop talking about this now?
Posted by Graham on February 13, 2009 at 7:50 PM · Report
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"(wasn't guffman the one that said in a post that he'd met Amy once and that she wouldn't remember him? was that someone else?)": Yes, that was me. Your point?

"Guffman, honest question: how much damage do you think I caused today? Do you really think anyone deleted system32? Really?": I have no idea. Neither do you. It's a moot point. 419 spammers continue to operate because people take the bait. Certainly there are gullible buffoons lurking on this site. I'd guess that 70 percent of computer users basically use the thing as a super-typewriter/Internet cruiser and have no clue what system32 is. Did you account for that in setting up your little "joke," shitheel? How many deleted system32s are acceptable in your accounting of right vs. wrong, good vs. evil? Can we REALLY believe you won't do it again?

Fuck all that. Webmistress, please get rid of this guy. He's more trouble than he's worth.
Posted by Guffman on February 13, 2009 at 8:01 PM · Report
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Re: “Sam Adams' Spokesman Resigns”
"Blabby,

Amy & I have met. She wouldn't remember me.

Your point?"
Posted by Guffman on January 27, 2009 at 3:15 PM

Sounds pretty fucking stalkerish for someone she wouldn't remember to be requesting a squeeing fanboy meet-up... Fucking creepy, Guffman.

Maybe you should steer clear of this one, Amy?
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 8:04 PM · Report
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"Fuck all that. Webmistress, please get rid of this guy. He's more trouble than he's worth."

Guffman, bad judgment. I'm sorry. Won't happen again. If you are seriously interested in banning me, please lay out your case, including this one-time-incident. I'm genuinely intrigued.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 8:09 PM · Report
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"Sounds pretty fucking stalkerish for someone she wouldn't remember to be requesting a squeeing fanboy meet-up...": Amy & I have a professional acquaintance. Nothing personal. Amy works hard at networking/sourcing (when she's a journalist, at least). I wasn't an important part of her network/source file. Just a colleague.

"Fucking creepy, Guffman": You eat shit out of your mother's cunt, Former A cat.
Posted by Guffman on February 13, 2009 at 8:20 PM · Report
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How about some content, Guffman? You seem to think I should be banned for a single indiscretion. I'm not even going to bother with parallels. Feel free to lay out your case for me be banned.

Pro-tip: try starting with the "rules" (off-topic, gratuitously inflammatory, threatening, or otherwise inappropriate remarks may be removed, and repeat offenders may be banned from commenting) and then work forward to the part where you are innocent of such eloquent expressions as "You eat shit out of your mother's cunt". Have fun, and best of luck.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 8:32 PM · Report
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A Cat/Not A Cat =

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJQckktwvss…
Posted by Number Six on February 13, 2009 at 9:05 PM · Report
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I love that cat.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 9:12 PM · Report
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Guffman, I hate to pull the "OMG A DEFINITION!!1!" card, but here's "colleague": "an associate in a profession or in a civil or ecclesiastical office".

So, you're a journalist? Or, you worked with her in a different office where she wouldn't remember you? Or, you worked at the Mercury and she wouldn't remember you? Or, you're simply fucking illiterate?

Why do i get the feeling that it's the latter?
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 9:16 PM · Report
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This post, and the entire comment thread following it, are a blight on the human race, except for the comments from Amy and Graham.
Posted by Will Radik on February 13, 2009 at 11:16 PM · Report
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Will... Come on, dude. Come to A Cat... Let it happen... Just let it happen...
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 11:30 PM · Report
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Also, Will... You can see that Graham and Amy's comments aren't really complimentary, right? Right?

I mean, we've all seen that Amy isn't the brightest pony in the race, but still... I have £5 for you if you can explain why Amy's latest "Wait? What's going on???" moment is of some value.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 13, 2009 at 11:35 PM · Report
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Ruiz is as close to be qualified for her current post as our last president.

P.S. For the love of God, please get rid of anyone's comments if you disagree with me.

I'm way too small minded and stupid to tolerate differing opinions.
Posted by fahqueue on February 14, 2009 at 8:33 AM · Report
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Guffman:

"How many deleted system32s are acceptable in your accounting of right vs. wrong, good vs. evil? Can we REALLY believe you won't do it again?"

This is so fucking funny, Guffy. You're starting to sound just like the anti-Sam crew:

"WE CAN NEVER TRUST HIM AGAIN!!! WAAAAAA!!! HE MUST BE DESTROYED, EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT HE CAUSE DAMAGE!!! WE'RE JUST SO GOSH-DARN LIVID!!! COMPUTERS ARE SO SCARY!!!"

pretty sad, dude. you started off pretty level headed, and have now resorted to seething personal attacks and call for the lynch mob. I guess you were never too far from the pitchfork-brigade...
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 14, 2009 at 2:35 PM · Report
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Dear NOT A CAT,

We prefer the be called 'Pro-Portland'.

Thanks and enjoy your weekend,

RecallSamAdams.com
Jasun Wurster
Posted by RecallSamAdams.com on February 14, 2009 at 5:35 PM · Report
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Jasun, your sentence makes no sense. Please try again. Hire a copy editor or take an English 101 class or something.
Posted by Graham on February 14, 2009 at 5:56 PM · Report
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Damn, I'm a dumb old hillbilly from West virginia, and I have to agree with Graham. Jasun makes no damn sense
Posted by Dale Hardway on February 14, 2009 at 6:54 PM · Report
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[meta-haute-trolling-lulz-go!]
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 14, 2009 at 8:33 PM · Report
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NOT A CAT, I bet Boxxy put you up to this. Don't you know that Kiala is the oldfag queen of /b/logtown?
Posted by Graham on February 14, 2009 at 8:59 PM · Report
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Don't you fucking dare, Graham. Just don't. Were you there when that shit hit the fan? Seriously, Fuck You. FUCK YOU.

(you all know my money's on K).
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 14, 2009 at 9:18 PM · Report
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It's really outrageous that City released these partial job application submittals and that you printed them. Did you or the City redact them? If it was the City that person should lose their job. If was the Merc someone has a sweet lawsuit. What an idiot. Someone is going to get there ass handed to them over this. A 2 year old could figure out who these folks were. I'm not so sure anyone at the Merc or anywhere else would be pleased to have their job apps outed if for no other reason than they might not have wanted the folks where they are working to know they were looking. These are not public records.
Posted by alainb1 on February 14, 2009 at 11:14 PM · Report
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alainb1 -

Unfortunately, this is what the reflexive anti-Adams witch-hunt crowd hath wrought.
Posted by Bob R. on February 14, 2009 at 11:50 PM · Report
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[and the lulz won't fucking stop...]

can we perhaps have an intern or two (bossom-y ones, maybe) dedicated to making this place more of a safe-space for the actual thinking blogtowners.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 14, 2009 at 11:55 PM · Report
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alainb1. Generally speaking... two year-olds can't read. I really doubt that they could do the necessary Google searches to track down these people.
Posted by Graham on February 15, 2009 at 1:37 AM · Report
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I'm the old what of what now?

I are confused.
Posted by kiala on February 15, 2009 at 12:11 PM · Report
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SHUT UP, KIALA. YOU ARE OUR QUEEN. GRAHAM IS TRYNG TO DESTROY THE COMMUNITY WITH TALK OF A NEW QUEEN. DON'T LISTEN TO THE LIES. DON'T LET HIM SAY THE LIES.

GRAMAH MUST BANNED NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 15, 2009 at 2:02 PM · Report
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booooooring...
Posted by BlackedOut on February 15, 2009 at 2:40 PM · Report
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I'm the queen!

I don't care if this is bad, I'm taking it and running with it.

Off with everyone's heads.
Posted by kiala on February 15, 2009 at 2:56 PM · Report
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"booooooring..."

For once, Garrett, I wholeheartedly agree with you.
Posted by jake on February 15, 2009 at 8:28 PM · Report
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Wow, could have been a really interesting discussion of resumes here... But instead... I don't know what happened here instead. You all need a new hobby.
Posted by DLS 3.0 on February 15, 2009 at 10:00 PM · Report
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@DLS 3.0.

Jasun "I have a secret man-crush on Sam Adams" Wurster came in here and brought some anti-reason propaganda. So the people who like fun made some funny.
Posted by Graham on February 15, 2009 at 10:08 PM · Report
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We can always bring the discussion back around to the "how old" issue.

A digression is just that. It was the weekend. Give us a break.
Posted by kiala on February 16, 2009 at 7:49 AM · Report
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DLS 3.0, "Wow, could have been a really interesting discussion of resumes here..." - Yes. Lets talk about that. does anybody out there really believe resume points are / should be the last word in any job hire? baloney.

##########

" But instead... I don't know what happened here instead" - troll took over the thread & others went along with his game. Simple as that. its what trolls do, that and disturbing peoples emotional balance.

I have been a troll & also have been a mod / admin at a forum that eventually was shut down by trolling. Only thing a mod / admin / web master can / should do is ban obvious trolls immediately & permanently. Let them hang around & they'll fuck the place up, then apologize, then do it again. As an ordinary commenter you can either ignore them or find a website that doesn't allow them. There are several.
Posted by billy on February 16, 2009 at 9:49 AM · Report
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Bob R;

How can you allow this discussion to go on like this?

You wonder where I get some of my habits?

WE WANT THE HEAD OF AMY RUIZ!

THE GODS WANT THE SACRIFICE OF AMY RUIZ!

Amy Ruiz gets $70k a year pork barrel and the rest of Portland GETS FUCKED UP THE ASS!
Posted by Al M on February 16, 2009 at 10:24 AM · Report
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Wrong blog, Al :-) I don't moderate here, no formal relationship with the Merc at all.
Posted by Bob R. on February 16, 2009 at 1:04 PM · Report
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Again, billy: Make your case. "He did it once, he'll do it again" is a lazy platitude. Do you have anything better? It doesn't seem so.

I made one mistake. I've been here for over a year. That doesn't seem like chronic blogz-terrorism to me. Please explain what I'm missing.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 16, 2009 at 1:39 PM · Report
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NAC, "Again, billy: Make your case." - experience

" "He did it once, he'll do it again" is a lazy platitude. Do you have anything better?" - no need, pointless anyway. Maybe youre good for the blogtown hit count. They crave the hitz, you crave the lulz. Symbiosis.

"I've been here for over a year." so what?

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So, lets talk about resumes. I have won jobs because of my resume and I have won jobs in spite of my resume. Amy must interview well. See no evidence of quid pro quo from WW or Merc or anywhere else...
Posted by billy on February 16, 2009 at 2:20 PM · Report
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My point, billy, is that I made a mistake. Your original claim ("He did it once, he'll do it again.") is not supported by history. I hadn't done it before. I haven't done it again. In my eyes, a one time occurrence is not a banning offense, and I'm asking you why you feel that it should be. You still haven't answered, and I'm starting to suspect that it's because you don't any answer that holds water. Feel free to disagree, but please at least provide a rationale for you feelings.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 16, 2009 at 2:37 PM · Report
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"Your original claim ("He did it once, he'll do it again.") is not supported by history." - maybe not your history but it certainly is by mine. "I hadn't done it before. I haven't done it again." - good on you. "In my eyes, a one time occurrence is not a banning offense, and I'm asking you why you feel that it should be." - that was webmaster decision & would have been mine as well. I didn't hit the "poison link" but it doesnt stop there. you have a knack for turning every thread you touch into a thread about you. This thread could have been useful but its dead as shit now. Am tired of scolling through page after page of 'POST SOME FUCKING CATS" every Friday....

So I will now ignore you.
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Cat friday was inaugurated my Blogtown staffers, billy. Perhaps you're in the wrong place...
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prosecution rests

::: enables ignore mode :::
More...
Posted by billy on February 16, 2009 at 3:02 PM · Report
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I love the "la la la I'm ignoring you [oh wait let me get in the last word]" thing... Pure class. Good luck with the serious discussions, billy. I'm sure you're a force to be reckoned with.
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 16, 2009 at 3:05 PM · Report
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BOB-

Don't ya know when I am pulling yer leg!

hehe...

i guess that's a GOTCHA!

NOT A CAT.....

I understand, but pleeeze....

Can you at least abbreviate the post?
Posted by Al M on February 16, 2009 at 3:18 PM · Report
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Al M, everyone else: I'm sorry. I fucked up. It won't happen again. I know that the past month has divided us into the "NEVER FORGIVE!" camp and the "GET OVER IT!" camp and they will never see eye to eye, but seriously... it's over. Let's move on, and I promise a nice brief (and maybe even polite and cuss-free) caturday message on friday. Deal?
Posted by A CAT, probably on February 16, 2009 at 3:24 PM · Report

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