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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Welcome to Battlestar Galactica: The Exposition Episode! (Feat. John Hodgman)

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Sat, Feb 14, 2009 at 1:42 PM

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Last night on Battlestar Galactica: More chit-chat than I thought was humanly (robotically?) possible to cram into 40 minutes of TV. The good part? All of the stuff they were talking about was awesome. And John Hodgman was there too!

Spoilers, hits and misses, and a place to sound off, all after the jump.

I've been thinking about this over the past few episodes, but last night's show really sealed the deal: It's pretty goddamn impressive that Battlestar Galactica has managed to shift its focal points (and even its protagonists) to the degree that it has. Admittedly, it hasn't always been a smooth transition, but there's still something to be said for a show that started off with robots trying to destroy humanity but then, a few years later, is able to devote entire episodes to the inner workings of those robots' society and history—and still have the show be just as entertaining and smart as it was to begin with.

And this episode was more or less all about that Cylon stuff—even when it kicked to drama onboard Galactica, said drama was almost wholly dependent on what else we could learn about the Cylons from Anders, or about how Cylon technology could be used to help repair the seriously busted Galactica.

Things I liked about this episode:

Cavil vs. Ellen In a Bickering Match to the Death! I feel like BSG's writers are starting to feel the crunch of only having a few episodes left—if I'm really critical about it, I feel like this episode was like a CliffsNotes version of stuff they wish they'd had time to show rather than tell. Starting off when Ellen was resurrected after Tigh poisoned her, "No Exit" then kept track of where Ellen has been this whole time. Unluckily for her, it looks like she's been trapped alone in a room where Cavil will occasionally swing by to be a jerk. Luckily for us, this version of Ellen is about 800 times less annoying and pointless than she was pre-resurrection, and Cavil is always awesome, so hearing the two of them spar over the point of existence and the creation of organic, "human" Cylons was excellent. (And maybe I'm crazy here, but did anybody else get a weird William Shatner vibe from Cavil doing his whole rant about how much he hates his "prehensile paws" and "ridiculous gelatinous orbs"?) Something else that I couldn't quite figure out but maybe somebody out there did: Does anybody else suspect that, unlike Tigh and Chief and Anders and Tory, maybe Ellen knew the whole time who (or what) she really was?

Everything we learned about the Cylons. Again, I wish we could've seen more of this rather than just being told about it, but so it goes when you've only got a few episodes left, I guess. I'm going to admit that relativity always confuses the fuck out of me, so somebody's gonna have to explain to me how the whole "we traveled at relativistic but sub-luminal speed" thing works, but all in all, finding out more about what makes certain Cylons different from other ones was pretty fascinating stuff, and (so far, at least) the answers we're being given about the Cylons' history are holding together in a more cohesive and less cheap way than I was afraid they might.

OMG, Six and Tigh are soooooo cute! Cutest couple ever! Waaaay cuter than Adama and Roslin, just because seriously, did you see how excited Tigh got when they were talking about buying a crib?! Awww.

John Hodgman! When I interviewed Hodgman a few months ago, I made him talk to me about Battlestar, because I am a nerd and he is a nerd and that is what nerds do—they talk to each other about Battlestar Galactica. Here's more or less all he told me about his role:

It is not me pressing a button and saying "Aye aye," but it is not a pivotal role. I believe my role is comprised of lines another character would have said if they did not have an obligation to put me in there.

Yeah, that sounds about right. But they did let him be funny, which was great, and they did give him more screen time than I thought they would, and his appearance was one of the more memorable moments so far this season. Plus, he played a doctor, and kind of a terrible one, and I like that Ronald D. Moore apparently has something against everyone in the medical profession: Either Cottle is smoking around his patients and being a dick to them, or Hodgman's acting all dorky and oblivious while talking about yanking bullets out of peoples' heads, or that one really bitchy nurse at the end of this episode is interrupting Starbuck's sweet monologue to Anders with a brusque, "Don't bother. Your husband, who you conveniently started to give a shit about again once he got shot in the head, is like totally braindead, so you're totally wasting your time." If I was ever on Galactica and got sick, I'm pretty sure the last place I'd ever want to go is their sickbay.

Roslin handing over power to Lee. And doing so in the blood-splattered, bullet-riddled room where the Quorum got blasted to shit, no less. "So... you're still really sick, and the fleet is super fragile from the failed coup, and we found out Earth is a shithole, and Galactica is literally coming apart at the seams, and now is when you want me to do all the 'heavy lifting' of the presidency? Hey, thanks, Laura. Thanks a lot. Great timing. Really appreciate it."

Stuff that wasn't so great:

Boomer hanging around in the background every time Cavil and Ellen talked, more or less obviously just standing there for no other reason than to inevitably save Ellen from Cavil at the end of the episode. They could've at least pretended to make it a little less obvious what was going to happen.

The hints about "Daniel" and "the colony." "They destroyed the hub, but they don't even know about the colony," Cavil says to Ellen at one point, and there's also talk of "Daniel," AKA "Seven"—a heretofore unseen Cylon who Cavil decided he didn't like and killed off, which made Ellen all sad. “I know what you did to Daniel. Daniel was an artist. So sensitive to the world," Ellen says. "I was very close to him.”

So in other words, there are 13 Cylons, not 12—which, frankly, feels like a pretty cheap, last-minute rewrite of the show's mythology or whatever, but okay, I'll bite, mostly because this stuff sounds intriguing, and I really want to know what it's all about. Which is kind of the problem: I don't want to be teased with this stuff, I just want to know what it is. Battlestar's a good enough show that it doesn't need to rely on half-hints and allusions to unknown quantities in order to string the audience along, and when they do, it's usually a disappointment (coughcoughELLEN), and if I wanted vague references without any sort of emotional payoff, I'd watch Lost. Anyway, we'll see where this goes; there is, of course, the Biblical business, and SyFy Portal has some kinda goofy other theories, too, and I've rounded up some likely candidates as to who could be this Seven/Daniel:

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Admit it: That last one kind of makes sense.

 

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Seven of Thirteen.

Of course, Thirteen is Olivia Wilde from House...sooo....okay...actually that's awesome.
Posted by kiala on February 14, 2009 at 2:26 PM · Report
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Ha! This was like the MY DINNER WITH ANDRE episode of BSG?! They couldn't have SHOWN us all that CRAP they were talkin' in the first 3-4 episodes where NOTHING happened! Sheesh!
Posted by TheSectional on February 14, 2009 at 2:35 PM · Report
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Also, at one point I realized I was yelling, "Fuck you Doc Cottle! Why are you cock blocking me? LET ANDERS TALK YOU DICK!"

So I had to take a time out.
Posted by kiala on February 14, 2009 at 2:45 PM · Report
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best theory I've heard: Daniel is Starbuck's father
Posted by Cowboy_X on February 14, 2009 at 3:18 PM · Report
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Here's a theory I just read that I really, really like.

The first thing I thought: "Daniel is Starbuck's Pops." I liked it. Good stuff. Kara is the first hybrid baby. Kara/Hera, it works, at least superficially, in the way that seems genius when you're buzzing off beers in a crowded theater as the episode is unfolding.

Read this theory over at the Penny Arcade forums: "The batch of Daniels was not in fact destroyed, but instead damaged and randomly mutated wildly. It's clear that Daniel was an artist that could perhaps be slightly prescient. Perhaps Starbuck, Baltar, and Roslin might all be different mutations of the Daniel line that survived, which was seeded by Ellen secretly, and all their collective visions are due to having the underlying Daniel programming."

I really, really like that.

And YES, I thought I was the only one who thought Stockwell was channelling classic Shatner in a couple of his little back-and-forths. Specifically the "GELATINOUS ORBS IN MY SKULL" argument. Which made me enjoy BSG even more: The BSG version of Captain Kirk is a shitty, mom-fucking genocidal drama queen who looks like Al from Quantum Leap.
Posted by Fatboy Roberts on February 14, 2009 at 3:52 PM · Report
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I like seeing the Centurions be a bit more personified... When it turned its hand into an actual hand versus those scary ass claw things.... Pretty rad. Hopefully we get to see more shit like that in the Caprica series.

And, I guess the 5 can't mate with the 5, and the 7 (8?) can't mate with the 7 (8.), but if they hook up with a Cylon from the other generation it's all good? Maybe there's more to it? Dunno. I wonder if when a Cylon has a baby Cylon if it comes out the same every time... Like... You know...since they're robots and shit. Maybe that's why there's more than one Starbuck? I mean like... assuming there is more than one. ... Say... Every time a Daniel had a baby he just popped out a Starbuck? (If he was the daddy) That would explain the fact that there's more than one Starbuck even though there's no "line" of Starbucks? Naw. That sounds like fan fiction.

I need water.
Posted by Mike Williams on February 14, 2009 at 4:00 PM · Report
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Okay- so all the "humans" are really the cylons of the lords of kobol. They rebelled. Got kicked out to the colonies. Had their resurrection stuff taken away. The ones on earth create their own artificial slaves who wipe all but five of them out, because the five have figured out resurrection and they head off to warn the folks in the other colonies to knock off the whole creating artificial life thing. They are too late, the Five hang with the other colonists cylons and try to stop the war by teaching the cylons to be nice. But the new lifeforms they create lack mercy and John kills Daniel and banishes the original five to the colonies.

Thoughts:

So where does Starbuck fit in? Perhaps she is connected to the Lords of Kobol and the original "humans" who could resurrect?

The BSG itself is the "dying leader" of the fleet, since it is falling apart.

Daniel will be the son of Tigh and The Six. He is hidden inside the other cylons.

How will the "humans" react when they discover they are simply the artificial creations of another race?
Posted by Number Six on February 14, 2009 at 4:02 PM · Report
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Oh snap. I like that mutation theory. Maybe that's why the Cylon blood cleaned her cancer out?
Posted by Mike Williams on February 14, 2009 at 4:03 PM · Report
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I believe what they are talking about with the "sub-luminal speeds" bit is the idea that the closer you get to moving at the speed of light, the slower you would age. So to them their journey only took tens or hundreds of years, even though for the rest of the universe thousands of years had passed.

I guess it's a way of getting around the fact that these five (six? seven?) people have been on a road trip since basically bible times and yet haven't solved all their emotional issues through sheer process of elimination.
Posted by atomic on February 14, 2009 at 6:04 PM · Report
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Oh yeah... I think I've seen too much CSI type shit where the detectives break out a blacklight and then they're like "BOOYAH. GLOWING JIZZ!"... Cause when Chief busted out the blacklight and the whole ship was glowing, I almost lost it, cuz that would have been a major load.

Um. Relativity or something.

Posted by Mike Williams on February 14, 2009 at 6:58 PM · Report
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I'm putting my money on Starbuck being either some version of Daniel or somehow related to him.

In a way, having a lot of these story elements spat at me at the last minute makes me feel sort of cheap, but I guess I'll just have a cigarette and leave the hotel room without complaining. Seems like they're definitely setting the stage for a final conflict.

And now we have a sort of Creator figure and a Lucifer figure, eh?
Posted by Will Radik on February 15, 2009 at 4:41 AM · Report
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PS: If it's not Starbuck, then my money is on Akroyd, but I guess I'll go with the Potter kid, too, as long as he comes naked and brings the horse. Talk about a photographer with a sense of humor.
Posted by Will Radik on February 15, 2009 at 4:43 AM · Report
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That's from Equus Will. The play.
Posted by kiala on February 15, 2009 at 8:39 AM · Report

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