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Monday, February 16, 2009

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Feb 16, 2009 at 7:32 AM

Obama is creating a task force to oversee the rebuilding of the auto industry to be called the Department of Burning Rubber (I wish).

If you love reading about the final moments before airplane crashes, don't miss this one!

British and French submarines collide in the Atlantic, granting me the perfect opportunity to break out my offensive dialects. "Sacre Bleu! You eeeediot!" "I say, old chap! Your submarine driving is lumpier than me mum's custard!"

That was quick: new Illinois senator Roland Burris is suspected of perjury, and may be kicked out on his ass.

Singer Chris Brown is apologizing for allegedly abusing his girlfriend Rihanna. "I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and I am committed, with God's help to… ahhhh, I am so full of shit."

Internet, meet your newest sensation! The wailing, flopping Chinese woman who missed her flight!

 

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Not a sensation. Too much wailing and not enough flopping.
Posted by NIG GER on February 16, 2009 at 8:25 AM · Report
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"I say, old chap! Your submarine driving is lumpier than me mum's custard!"

Surprisingly coherent, that phrase: 9 out of 10.
Posted by Matt Davis on February 16, 2009 at 9:17 AM · Report
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What, no tasering? Must have been in a country with a standard of human rights higher than in the US.
Posted by Suburban Porn King on February 16, 2009 at 9:37 AM · Report
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Damn, she acts just like me after spending 15 minutes in Ikea.
Posted by humanclock on February 16, 2009 at 10:10 AM · Report

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