The trailer for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen officially hit the internet today. I don't know why they bother with this cryptic, vaguely pretentious "Revenge of the Fallen" business. Everybody would probably just feel a little bit better about themselves if the studio was just honest and called it What You Get When You Give Michael Bay a Gazillion Dollars. (A) It's truth in advertising, (B) it's not like it would make any less money, and (C) I would still be stoked to see it, and only marginally self-conscious about that fact.
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