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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

City Hall / Media / Politics / Portland Breedlove Poses Nude

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Feb 17, 2009 at 3:24 PM

From the Unzipped blog:

"Beau Breedlove was extremely professional at his first erotic photo shoot in Los Angeles this past weekend," Unzipped's online editor, Sean Carnage, told Advocate.com. "He came to L.A. to prove that the Portland scandal does not define his sexuality. The photos portray the real Beau—a confident and extremely handsome young man who is openly sensual, openly sexual, and has nothing to hide."

Here's the current issue:
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UNZIPPED: FROM SHAGS TO BITCHES! JIZZ JOURNALS 4!

Perez Hilton writes: "So maybe little former intern Beau Breedlove is just an attention slut who can't help but, well, breed love wherever he goes." Meanwhile Just Out says "the fifteen minutes is starting to look more like twenty or thirty."

Personally, I think this could be good for Adams, since it vindicates those who have sought to blame Breedlove for the scandal. On the other hand, it brings the whole sorry, sordid mess back into focus, just when Portlanders were beginning to think the zeitgeist may be moving on. Then again, is there really anything sorry and sordid about Beau Breedlove's hot, naked ass? I don't think so...

Roll on the May issue!

 

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1
When does the issue with Breedlove hit the stands? I think I want to read the articles in that one.
Posted by Graham on February 17, 2009 at 3:27 PM · Report
2
I've never been more proud of my city!
Posted by Blabby on February 17, 2009 at 3:36 PM · Report
3
Me neither. It's a real rags to riches story!
Posted by BlackedOut on February 17, 2009 at 3:38 PM · Report
4
Oh, that poor, innocent child.
Posted by Chunty McHutchence on February 17, 2009 at 4:03 PM · Report
5
This issue is just filled with scandal, looks like. The cover model is Roman Ragazzi, who left his job at the Israeli consulate after being outed as a gay porn star by the NY Post.
Posted by 33mhz on February 17, 2009 at 4:04 PM · Report
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My first comment was supposed to contain a link to a source, but it was stripped out by the html sanitizer because the mercury doesn't want to pay a human to differentiate between linkspam and supplemental info, I guess.
Posted by 33mhz on February 17, 2009 at 4:07 PM · Report
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@33mhz

If you just put in a link without the tags, the comment system autmomatically makes the link for you.

Like this:
http://www.google.com
Posted by Graham on February 17, 2009 at 4:15 PM · Report
8
Ooooh...what is this Google? It seems like it's filled with candy and sparkly things! If I touch it, will it burn?
Posted by kiala on February 17, 2009 at 4:21 PM · Report
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kialadon'tclickthatlink!!!

That waistline is not very flattering. Why hike up the sides like that? To accentuate the belly?
Posted by ROM on February 17, 2009 at 8:35 PM · Report
10
I always though it was funny that NObody on any blog anywhere - whether they supported Sam or not - ever seemed to imply that Beau was a victim. If a crime or a vice worthy of recalling a mayor has occurred doesn't it demand that someone has been a victim, even if it's just somebody who has to spray graffiti off a vacant building? This Lolita-dog owning boyslut only adds to the rampant hypocrisy.

PS: it's been a while since I've looked at an actual gay porn mag but Unzipped is lousy, he ought to have chosen Freshmen.
Posted by seanpdx on February 17, 2009 at 10:31 PM · Report
11
HAHA. Man that is fucking hilarious. Um. Where can I get a copy?
Posted by Will Radik on February 18, 2009 at 9:30 AM · Report
12
Does this mean chest hair is back? Thank Allah!
Posted by Suburban Porn King on February 18, 2009 at 9:56 AM · Report

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