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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Drunk This Whole Snuggie Thing is Getting a Little Carried Away

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 2:47 PM

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A few cities are hosting a "Snuggie Pub Crawl," wherein a group of idiots goes around drinking at different bars whilst wearing their Snuggies.

San Francisco is hosting their Snuggie Pub Crawl on March 20, and Chicago has one scheduled for April 18. Dates are still TBD for New York, L.A., Seattle, D.C., Atlanta, Denver, Dallas, Austin, and Boston.

I know there are a lot of Portlanders who eat this kind of shit up, but let me to be the first to say: Let's not do this here. Please. Okay?

I'm more of a Slanket man, anyway.
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1
Every day I hate San Francisco a little more.
Posted by kiala on February 19, 2009 at 3:27 PM · Report
2
Slankets are twice the price of a Snuggie and 3 times as gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay looking.
Posted by Abusive on February 19, 2009 at 4:19 PM · Report
3
What the fuck is a Snuggie? Apparently I've been living in blissful ignorance of these things. Thanks for ruining it.

Any man wearing one of these things in public (or at home) cannot complain about being punched in the face. The police wouldn't even write a report.
Posted by Blabby on February 19, 2009 at 4:57 PM · Report
4
If I see anyone on a pub crawl in one of these I cannot be held responsible for my actions....


Where's my brass knuckles?
Posted by BlackedOut on February 19, 2009 at 6:04 PM · Report
5
Screw the snuggie and the slanket. I'm a footed PJ's man! See http://www.adultfootedpjs.com/ and http://www.jumpinjammerz.com/ for adult versions of our favorite thing to run around in as kids. Well, ok, at least MY favorite thing to run around in as a kid. We should do a footed PJ pub crawl.
Posted by Jason E. on February 19, 2009 at 6:21 PM · Report
6
This would be a lot more fun if everyone was wearing the same color snuggie.
Posted by Will Radik on February 19, 2009 at 6:44 PM · Report
7
I just don't see how this differs from plushies.
Posted by kiala on February 19, 2009 at 9:38 PM · Report
8
http://www.adultfootedpjs.com/
Oh Snap now you done gots me savin mah pennies!
I need one of each!
In your face Snuggie!!!!
Posted by Abusive on February 20, 2009 at 9:41 AM · Report

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