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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 9:20 AM

Obama delivered another inspiring (hopefully game-changing) speech last night, while the Republicans continued to helplessly flounder.

Obama nominates former Washington state governor Gary Locke to be his commerce secretary—will the third time be the charm?

Veep Joe Biden plan for bankers who waste stimulus funds? Go medieval on their ass!

According to officials, Obama wants to move all troops out of Iraq by August 2010, leaving the former Bush administration in their place. (I wish.)

OctoMom has been offered $1 million to make a porno. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Please suggest the perfect name for this porno in the comments below! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Singer/abuser Chris Brown enrolls in a fucking anger management course! It's about goddamn time, the stinking bastard!! GAAHHHH!!

And finally, Obama is right… there is hope for the youth of today!

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1
The Baby-Sized Boner vs. the World's Largest Vagina!

or

"Hey, Mother! Want another?"

or

My VaGiant.
Posted by Marq on February 25, 2009 at 10:22 AM · Report
2
14 children, 1 mother
Posted by Rusty! on February 25, 2009 at 10:24 AM · Report
3
One mom, 14 cups.
Posted by kiala on February 25, 2009 at 10:26 AM · Report
4
OCTOPUSSY: A Vagina Voyage
Posted by hank on February 25, 2009 at 10:38 AM · Report
5
"Throwing a Hot Dog Down a Hallway"

or

"Stargate Vaglantis"

Posted by Abusive on February 25, 2009 at 11:15 AM · Report
6
"Eight is enough"
Posted by martin on February 25, 2009 at 11:39 AM · Report
7
Cave of the Bare Clan
Posted by Demondog on February 25, 2009 at 11:50 AM · Report
8
Rape Her By The Dozen

Posted by mars on February 25, 2009 at 1:10 PM · Report
9
I think Octopussy is my fave so far.

And since she says she can support her kids as soon as she gets her degree, she would be perfect for 'Co-Eds need Ca$h'.
Posted by Marq on February 25, 2009 at 1:16 PM · Report
10
"Rape her by the dozen" totally irrelevant but hilarious anyway.

Is there really any difference between Metallica and Hannah Montana these days?
Posted by Will Radik on February 25, 2009 at 1:36 PM · Report
11
Seriously?
Posted by Marq on February 25, 2009 at 2:43 PM · Report
12
No Marq, I believe he was trying his hand at being hilarious...

On that note: Cumjob Millionaire 8: The Search for Octopussy's "Gold"


Posted by ROM on February 25, 2009 at 4:10 PM · Report
13
Oh shit! I think we have a winner. Good job, Space Knight.
Posted by Marq on February 26, 2009 at 8:34 AM · Report

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