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Friday, February 27, 2009
Games LittleBigContra: I Think I Just Peed A Little
Posted by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Ladies, don't take that headline as an admission of incontinence. I've got the bladder of a grizzly bear. But sometimes the 'net just shocks me with something so damn awesome, so purely radical, that — like the majestic falcon — I piss all over myself.
The theme music from Contra alone is generally enough to make me cross my legs nervously, but remaking the NES classic in insane detail within the LittleBigPlanet editor? I need to buy some new couch cushions.
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"Dude. Don't get the spread. Dude! Dude! It was my turn! You got it last time! Fuck you, man. Fine. I'll take the shitty laser."
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