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Friday, February 27, 2009

SEXY

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 4:19 PM

I know, you are pure sex. Just looking at you inspires inappropriate thoughts and desires in just about everyone you pass. Except for blind people. They just smell it. That's why we here at the Mercury are having a little photo contest (details here) to find the sexiest boy and sexiest girl in town to feature in our sex issue, coming out on March 12. In addition to getting the recognition your hotness deserves by being memorialized in a published professional photo spread, you'll also win $200!! Because nothing goes better with sex than money. Simply put up your photo (or that of the hottest 18+ person you know) on our Flickr page tagged "sexyportland" and let the magic of hotness go to work. Just make sure that the object of your lens lust is either yourself or someone you know how to contact. But hurry! The deadline is March 5—less than a week away! Oh! And did I mention it would be awesome if they were HOT?

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Might I suggest that someone please make some biscuit related posts?

Posted by A BISCUIT on February 27, 2009 at 6:36 PM | Report this comment

I'd post myself, however on the flicker page it looks like one of the entries is a deluxe plate of chipped poo? How can I compete?


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