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Monday, March 2, 2009

Homo The Jonas Brothers…

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Mar 2, 2009 at 2:02 PM

… do nothing for me.

And, yes, I realize they're not supposed to do anything for me. The clip above is from their 3D movie, and comes to us via Towleroad, who got it via YouTubers intent on "fueling millions of gay tween fantasies," says Andy. Meh. I can appreciate the beauty of the odd teen idol as much as the next (honest) person, but these Jersey virgins are just bleh. They not even good roundups, i.e., "When I round that one up to 27 in my imagination I can totally see fucking him then." I happily admitted to wanting to fuck the shit out of 2/3 of Hanson way back when the lead singer reached 18-ish. The older two Hansons are hot—and they're both hotter now than they were then...

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...so I'm not trying to play down some embarrassing burning lust for the Jonas brothers. If i thought they were even remotely sexy I'd say so. But they're just... not. Not sexy. Not engaging. Not anything. They're not sexy now, they're not sexy after ten imaginary years have passed, they won't be sexy after ten actual years have passed.

Kids today.

 

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Just don't let 'em anywhere near your boy Sam, or you'll end up embarrassing yourself again with posts about how Ron Wyden frequents prostitutes or whatever.
Posted by a.O on March 2, 2009 at 3:01 PM · Report
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Hanson bros still look like little boys as opposed to looking like little girls when they WERE little boyz.
Posted by Abusive on March 2, 2009 at 3:45 PM · Report
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PSHHH jonas brothers are sexy as fuck
Posted by Numbaonesteppa15 on March 3, 2009 at 2:51 PM · Report

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