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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Nick Fish, 1. Cynicism, 0.

Posted by Matt Davis on Wed, Mar 11, 2009 at 6:21 PM

That's the last time I try to predict which way a city hall vote is going to go, or worse still, try to look inside Nick Fish's head...

In this week's newslede, which is about to sit on the street being wrong all week, I made an effort to predict which way Fish would vote, based on his close relationship with Randy Leonard. Fish went for lunch with Leonard, yesterday, and I made the cynical point that in the end, Fish's vote may well have come down to what was said over a few dumplings.

"Barring unprecedented independence of thought on Fish's part," I wrote...he'd probably side with Leonard and Mayor Sam Adams.

Unprecedented independence of thought.

Because that's what Fish's "no" vote represents, at least, to this reporter, who spent most of today stewing in a pool of his own cynicism, thinking about how election pledges are rarely matched by performance in council.

Since the vote went down, I've been trying to reconcile that cynicism with the fact that for once, a city hall politician has actually surprised me. Maybe it's the negative atmosphere that's prevailed down there over the last two months. I don't know. Fish, in fact, suggested I might want to take a vacation when I talked to him on the phone about his decision, just now. But then, he could use a vacation, too, he said. And neither of us is likely to get one, any time, soon.

"I went to Steamers, I had lunch with Randy, because in this system of government, you've got to be straight with people," Fish says. "You don't sneak around. Randy and I have a lot of heavy lifting to do on a lot of key issues, and I owed my new friend the courtesy of speaking my mind."

Fish said he wants Leonard's support on homeless shelters, putting restrooms in parks, crafting a responsible budget, and so on.

"But Amanda and I agree that this is not the right time for this deal," he continues. "I didn't take this job to be afraid of my own shadow. I said very clearly when I ran for this position that I would be an independent voice on council. Maybe I'm going to be a short termer if I piss off enough people."

"My father voted against his own President on an impeachment vote," Fish said, when I asked him if he wasn't concerned about voting against Adams, at least. "And I watched my father do that, and to do this today was not an issue of that magnitude."

"We're supposed to vote independently," Fish insisted.

I'm still completely dumbfounded.

"Maybe I don't understand the way the building works, but I also spent some time talking to my good friend Randy about this, and hopefully it won't change our relationship," he insisted.

So this one's for you, commissioner. May it haunt you in your sleep as it doubtless will me, in mine...


NICK FISH: I WANT TO LOOK INSIDE YOUR HEAD...

Actually, hold on a minute. Peter Sarstedt has a beautiful voice, and even though I'm on my third O'Douls, it turns out there's still a cynic in me, after all. And that cynic is wondering whether Fish might be trying to distance himself from Adams with this vote, in the dimly probable event of the Attorney General's report into the Breedlove scandal coming back with charges. I wish I'd had time to ask Fish about that on the phone, just now...

I asked on Blogtown, yesterday, whether Fish was ready to make a move against Leonard and the Mayor, speculating that the golden rule of a first year as city commissioner is to keep one's head down. And now, Fish's office is sending out press releases to commemorate the "no" vote—which I've posted, after the jump. It appears that he is ready to make that move, after all. So: if the cynic in me weren't so dumbstruck at the vote, he would be pondering the implications of this high-profile parting of ways in the broader context of the next few months at city hall.

Is the frenemy commissioner turning frenema, at last?

But for this beautiful sun-soaked evening, at least, perhaps it's just nicer to believe that sometimes, politicians do in fact do the right things, for the right reasons. That unprecedented independence of thought really is unprecedented independence of thought, and not some other thing...some darker, more calculating thing...that might perhaps like to be mayor a little sooner than it's letting on. Wait! I said...not tonight! So, sing it with me: Well you talk...like Marlene Dietrich...and you dance...like Zizi Jeanmaire...

Fish's press release:

Commissioner Fish votes no on stadium deal

On Wednesday, Portland City Commissioner Nick Fish voted no on a proposal to allocate at least $60 million in public money to a plan that would bring major league soccer to Portland. He issued the following statement at the conclusion of Wednesday's City Council meeting:

"We are in the midst of the worst economy in recent history - this means job losses, tough program cuts, and drastic impacts on our homeless, youth and elderly. My vote today in Council was not about the merits of a stadium deal, but about protecting our dwindling public resources. The case simply hasn't been made to me that there is sufficient economic benefit in this deal.

In this tough economy, we need a major league commitment to parks, affordable housing, jobs and education."


Sam Adams' press release:
March 12, 2009

Today we mark a huge step forward in realizing the dream of bringing
major league soccer to our great city. The City Council, by supporting
the resolution to accept a partnership with Merritt Paulson and the
Paulson family, has demonstrated a commitment to raising our city’s
national and international profile. And, the Council has chosen to
support an effort that will bring jobs, revenues, visitors and
much-needed spending to Portland’s Central City.

Every commissioner on the City Council has the best interests of the
City at heart. The partnership with Mr. Paulson protects those
interests by leveraging the best assets and attributes of the private
sector with the long-term planning and fiscal responsibility of
Portland’s public servants.

The myriad businesses downtown, the thousands of soccer fans, the tens
of thousands of youth soccer players, and all the citizens of the
Portland region stand to gain from the revenue, visibility and
benefits of welcoming Major League Soccer to Portland. From the
construction and operational jobs that will be created to the hundreds
of thousands of visitors that will bring their families and their
pocketbooks downtown and year-round, this deal means economic
development as much as it means family-friendly entertainment.

And, we must not minimize the investment that the City and Merritt
Paulson are making in the existing AAA baseball club that is so
beloved in our city. This deal brings real investment and real
revenues for the tens of thousands of baseball fans who come downtown,
80 percent of whom travel from outside the City of Portland to attend
games.

I want to thank Commissioner Randy Leonard first and foremost for his
commitment to negotiating the best possible deal for the City of
Portland. Without his unwavering focus on the City’s bottom line, this
deal would not have been as strong or sound as it is.

I also want to extend a special thanks to the Portlanders who
volunteered their time and energy to serve on the Citizen’s Task
Force. Their diligent review of all the issues related to bringing
major league soccer to Portland gave the entire process the kind of
transparent, frank and thorough examination Portlanders expect.

And lastly, I want to thank Merritt Paulson and his team for working
hand-in-hand with the City in good faith to reach this deal.
Negotiations were tough but fair. And in the end, we see a deal that
brings together the private and public sectors to shield the city from
risk and support the entrepreneurship of the business community.
Imagine if every dollar of federal stimulus money were matched by a
dollar of private investment. That is the kind of public-private
cooperation we see in front of us today in Portland.

I look forward to moving this process forward, and thank all those who
supported this challenging, worthwhile opportunity. We are at the
beginning, not the end, of a long road, and it is a journey we will
make side by side with our partners at Multnomah County, the school
districts, and the many civic organizations that have lent their voice
to this conversation

Thank you.

 

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1
great song, shite reporter.
Posted by ninj on March 11, 2009 at 6:47 PM · Report
2
"on my third O'Douls"

As far as I know, the point of that beverage is so that the designated driver/recovering alcoholic has something to do with his hands at a party. So, what sort of loser drinks 3 of them?
Posted by Matthew D on March 11, 2009 at 6:57 PM · Report
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For clarification: The recovering alcoholic sort. Thanks for asking.
Posted by Matt Davis on March 11, 2009 at 7:39 PM · Report
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Keep it together. Oh. And give ginger ale a shot in place of the O'Douls. Might calm the nervous stomach you no doubt have.
Posted by Will Radik on March 11, 2009 at 7:59 PM · Report
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I don't quite understand your view of your cynicism here. I think the "easy" vote, in terms of the politics, was to vote no. Is it really harder to sit across a table from Randy Leonard and say "I disagree" than to face thousands of angry constituents? Surely public opinion is against this by a strong majority. For those who voted yes, they must really believe it's a good deal because they're going to have to explain it to voters again and again and again and again. I tend to agree with Nick Fish on this issue but I don't think that was a courageous stand by any means. I think it was the easier one.
Posted by TK on March 11, 2009 at 8:03 PM · Report
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I'm on my fourteenth O'Douls, and to me this guy kinda seems like a fake Bob Dylan with a Tony Orlando moustache. Except he also has a John Lennon "Hey You've Got To Hide Your Love Away" waltz feel. Though the accordion threatens to make it more of an "Ich Tanze Mit Dir in den Himmel Hinein" waltz feel.

Also, Chrome keeps fucking underlining "moustache" when CLEARLY that is the CORRECT spelling.
Posted by Grapleberry Assface on March 11, 2009 at 8:04 PM · Report
7
So did Fritz/Fish know that Saltzman was a yes vote all along?
Posted by bruce123456 on March 11, 2009 at 8:42 PM · Report
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For clarification: Not from what Fish told me. "Dan plays his cards pretty close to his chest," he said.

So, Fish could have been voting to kill the deal when he voted no?

He shrugged.

"I'm an independent voice on council," he said.
Posted by Matt Davis on March 11, 2009 at 8:45 PM · Report
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Fish said he wants Leonard's support on homeless shelters, putting restrooms in parks, crafting a responsible budget, and so on.


Good luck with that.
Posted by Daaaaave on March 11, 2009 at 9:00 PM · Report
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"Fish said he wants Leonard's support on homeless shelters, putting restrooms in parks, crafting a responsible budget, and so on."

Actually I fully expect him to side with Fish on things like this. If Fish wants something big that means a council member has to have a pair and admit they know more about something than regular folk that just read press releases from whatever random interest group they signed up for and repeated their talking points. Well, I don't know that I'd trust them.
Posted by BlackedOut on March 11, 2009 at 9:15 PM · Report
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If Fish was trying to be such an independent voice, why did he have such a shocked looked of horror on his face when Saltzman went against the "duo vote" and voted yes? If Saltzman had voted before Fish, Fish certainly would've voted yes. He only wanted to be on the winning side. Saltzman threw him a curve ball. Fish lost. End of story.
Posted by Jack Acid on March 11, 2009 at 9:16 PM · Report
12
This is, simply, a horrible article. Thanks for the commas, matt.
Posted by Great Wall O Rubish on March 11, 2009 at 10:09 PM · Report
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Great job reporting Matt. In a few years, after the crowds don't appear and the Paulsons leave town, the city council and the soccer ditto heads are going to be hearing a well deserved "told you so." Unfortunate, but thanks for trying.
Posted by Smiley on March 11, 2009 at 10:24 PM · Report
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So ahhh...

On the radio this afternoon Paulson pegged the chance of this thing actually happening at 80%, something he's been loathe to do in the past.

Supposing that's true, what I want to know is: will the team be called the Timbers? Will they be bumped and upgraded, or does a whole new franchise/history begin?

I mean this seriously. It seems to me as if a simple team promotion would help the chance of survival, rather than picking some new stupid name with no local history or identification... (Don't expect the Timber army to ditch all their cool scarves and chants to follow the Portland "Caffeine" or some such new age garbage). Shit, bring back Timber Jim for a season and give him some MLS money (what's that, like 12K a year?)

Really though.
Posted by workingclassdog on March 12, 2009 at 2:24 AM · Report
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I especially loved the shots on the news of Paulson at the Bitter End with the bearded beer-bellies of the Timber Army. As much as he tried, he looked uncomfortable mixing it up with the hoi polloi. Maybe he knows something we don't.
Posted by jake on March 12, 2009 at 4:51 AM · Report
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The team will be the Timbers.

Squirting coffee through my nose at the thought of poor wittle Mattie drowning in nonbeers after throwing in with Bogdanski and coming up craps.
Posted by zag on March 12, 2009 at 8:48 AM · Report
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It's not so courageous to vote based on a flawed principle--the risk to city services would be minimal at worst. Randy did a fine job pointing out how silly Ted Wheeler's self-righteousness was, given his stated philosophical approval of URAs, as well as most of the actual districts drawn up.

Poor Amanda appeared to have been swayed by a 7 year old report presented by the Blazers VP. That was a bizarre episode...
Posted by torridjoe on March 12, 2009 at 9:02 AM · Report
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Right, fine. Good for you even.

But 3? Seriously, are you out of tap water?
Posted by Matthew D on March 12, 2009 at 9:05 AM · Report
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Keep on gloating, zag. Keep reminding us why soccer fans are assholes. Just remember you're going to need our asses in those seats to make your pet project stadium a success.
Posted by Stuffy on March 12, 2009 at 9:16 AM · Report
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@Matthew: If it's a choice between 8 O'Douls and 8 of something else, I'd go with the O'Douls. It's more of an art than a science, and a delicate one, at that.
Posted by Matt Davis on March 12, 2009 at 9:21 AM · Report
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Just to be clear on one thing, Stuffy. Soccer fans aren't assholes. I'm an asshole. Big difference.
Posted by zag on March 12, 2009 at 9:47 AM · Report
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What planet does our city govt. live on? I thought we had a soccer team? Portlanders are sure weak when it comes to standing up for themselves. The mayor is a sociopath in love with his own celebrity and Portlanders eat it up. You can be assured that who ever gets the construction job has already been in bed wit Randy and Sam. Good thing for them bad for us.
Posted by enemyofthestatusquo on March 12, 2009 at 10:44 AM · Report
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I would like to know where all of you detractors were yesterday. Those of us who actually care put in for days off, rescheduled workload, traded shifts, etc. We were actually there to make our voices heard, you were not.

The team is staying the Timbers. We will move to a more stable league. If we didn't go to MLS, and Vancouver goes to MLS (which is likely), we would be the only remaining USL team on this coast. The closest team would be in Austin, TX. We would be flying great distances to get to every away game. The team couldn't survive under those conditions, and would likely move or fold. Then we wouldn't have any soccer team paying rent for use of PGE, and a major part of local culture would be dead.

Posted by girl on March 12, 2009 at 3:15 PM · Report
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Matt, I would suggest that your befuddlement concerning Fish's vote yesterday fails to take into account one significant factor, from his 2004 oh-so-painfully-close loss to Adams for the open commissioner seat (I do realize that you were not here back then):

At the time, Fish was running a TV commercial highlighting Adams's role in the 2001 PGE Park renovation, which had only just imploded to leave the city holding the bag on ~$30 million in debt. He was quite outspoken about how the hollow man and his erstwhile (and present) overlords, Janik, Katz, and Mazziotti, had cut a terrible deal, and how he would not be responsible for wasting public monies in the same way.

Memories are as miniscule as paychecks in this town, but I would imagine that there could easily have been a little memory-charged grumbling had he changed his tune this time around.

Regrets for my pedantry here, and thanks for the fine coverage of the present developments in this case.
Posted by Toilet Joe on March 12, 2009 at 4:15 PM · Report
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I think your alcoholism explains your horrible writing.
Posted by Hierarchyfive on March 12, 2009 at 4:31 PM · Report
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I have to echo Toilet Joe's appreciation for Mr. Davis' continued hard work. Apparently you're one of the few Merc staff members who don't have their head up their ass. Keep it up, I'd buy you an O'Douls any day of the week!
Posted by zipitup on March 12, 2009 at 4:31 PM · Report
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For clarification: "I think your alcoholism explains your horrible writing." That's exactly what I always say about Capote and Hemingway.
Posted by Matt Davis on March 12, 2009 at 6:50 PM · Report
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Davis shoots and scores!
Posted by Stuffy on March 12, 2009 at 8:43 PM · Report
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That was a good one Davis. Respect.
Posted by Hierarchyfive on March 12, 2009 at 10:18 PM · Report
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ho hum article but fantastic choice of song and video.
Posted by boooooooooo on March 13, 2009 at 2:35 PM · Report
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Except when Hemingway and Capote were writing their good shit they were 6 sheets to the wind.

Posted by Finnegan on March 13, 2009 at 2:59 PM · Report
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Great. Imagine what this city could do with all that money. MOST Portlanders neither want, need nor will they support MLS. Eff you Merritt Paulson, and you Dad - Bush's Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. He's the asshat who helped get us into this recession. I wouldn't trust him or his idiot son with 10 cents.
Posted by Aunti on March 13, 2009 at 3:48 PM · Report

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