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Thursday, March 12, 2009
Poll / TV Sesame Street: You Do the Lay Offs!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Economic hardships are hitting practically every business—including Sesame Street! According to Variety, Sesame Street is being forced to lay off 20 percent of their workforce. While it's easy to hate management in these situations, what if YOU were the person laying off Sesame Street characters? Here's your chance to be a dickhead manager, and give the heave-ho to a beloved Sesame Street denizen. Let's assume you've already fired Elmo… who's next on your list?
Which Sesame Street Character Gets Laid Off?
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