Sorry, Star Trek trailer! This nerd has stone cold busted you on a major gaffe! Unbelievably, the Star Trek set designers made the buildings in 24th century San Francisco WAAAAAAY too big! I mean, seriously guys. I know it's the future and all, but buildings in the 24th century will obviously only be three-quarters that size—AT THE MOST. God blankin' dammit! I'm sorry… but… but... I don't know. Sometimes? When it becomes apparent to me that some people JUST DON'T CARE? It makes me SO MAD, I… I… I just want to butt fuck a submarine… or something. I DON'T KNOW!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
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