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Monday, March 16, 2009

Me, on Vacation

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 3:28 PM

Dear Portland: For the next two weeks I will be on vacation, so if you need anything while I'm gone, why don't you SUCK IT??? WHOOOOOOOOOOO!! SPRING BREAK, BABY! FORT MYER, HERE I COME! KEG-STANDS, FAKE IDs AND STDS!! WHOOOOOOO!!!
Sincerely yours,
Wm. Steven Humphrey

p.s. In case you're still wondering how I roll during Spring Break, here's some video of me on Spring Break vacation two weeks ago. What can I say? I like Spring Break.

 

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Dear, Steven. I done told you about postin' youtube vids of my mom, man.
Posted by Will Radik on March 16, 2009 at 5:31 PM · Report

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