This Week in the Mercury
Monday, March 16, 2009
Fashion / TV Top Model Stampede!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Terror struck NYC's America's Next Top Model auditions on Saturday when an overheated car inspired some confused person to yell, "BOMB!!" And if you think there's anything more terrifying than hundreds of wannabe Tyra's emitting teakettle whistle screams and trampling you with their fuck-me pumps, then you have quite an imagination. (No need to watch the whole thing.)
And here's the news report of the incident. Please note the pun "not model behavior" is used TWICE, and who's that "regular guy" collecting the model's pictures and phone numbers? Oh! A PERVERT. It is NYC after all.
Now stampede over to MOD for more Mercury fashion fun! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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