PROJECT RUNWAY CONTESTANT ARRESTED FOR THROWING CAT AT PERSON!!! This news comes a day early, but still.
NATASHA RICHARDSON DEAD!!! After ski accident.
SOCCER DELAY??? Yesterday, the Oregonian quoted "city hall sources" who confirmed that the MLS people will award Portland an MLS franchise tomorrow. Today, however, the O is reporting that Portland's bid may have been "put on hold." Honestly. You'd think reporters would have learned not to try predicting the future in this town. Especially where soccer is concerned.
DUNGEON DAD GOES DOWN!!! He's jailed for life after doing the same to his daughter. Not clear whether he'll also be getting raped, beaten, etc. But the justice system has a way of working these things out...
BLAME BRISTOL!!! The teen birth rate is up for the second year in a row. 
MICHAEL CERA: I WOULD STILL TOTALLY HIT THAT...
CITIGROUP WANTS A NEW $10M OFFICE SUITE!!! Because you can't short sell a desk, I guess.
NEW SNAP OF CHARLES MANSON!!! Still looks like an absolute maniac, only now he's bald, and has a swastika tattooed on his face.
BUSH LANDS $7M BOOK DEAL!!! Is still a fucking asshole.
OBAMA'S BAD TASTE THIEF!!! Federal CIO Vivek Kundra was arrested in the late nineties for shoplifting four dress shirts from J.C.Penney. At least go to the 'rack, man. Have some self respect.
Good day.
