I was just doing some research for an upcoming TV column and checked out the trailer for the fifth season of The Hills… and unsurprisingly, it looks A-MA-ZING! As you may have heard, this could be Lauren's last fake reality season, so that means they're going to have to work their fake reality asses off to wrap up all of Lauren's fake reality problems.
Highlights:
• Heidi visits a fortune teller who mysteriously knows everything that's happened over the last four seasons.
• Okay, which one of you bitches invited Heidi to Lauren's birthday party?
• Stop the presses! Heidi shows something akin to actual emotion!
• Steph's b-friend rats out Spencer for flirting with a bartender who looks like she's got Saran Wrap stretched across her face.
• Lo continues to look like a rabbit getting a prostate exam.
• Spencer gets in a HEE-LARIOUS slap fight with Steph's b-friend. (I can never remember his name.)
• And Audrina's humongous donkey teeth threaten to sink the whole of Southern California.

The Hills fifth season debuts Monday, April 6 at 10 pm on MTV, and OH, BOY!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!