Obama to the big three automakers: "It's my way or the highway!" GET IT?? By the way, GM chairman Rick Wagoner is being shown "the highway."

Wall Street reacts to the floundering auto industry by taking another turd bath.

This weekend in rampage shootings: Eight killed in rest home, six die in California townhouse shooting, 19 dead in Pakistan police school, and a man beheads his five-year-old sister in front of a cop. (Not an actual shooting, probably because he didn't have a gun.)

And in government sponsored shooting rampages: Another US soldier has been found guilty of executing four bound and blind-folded Iraqi detainees.

Another casualty of the declining news industry: newspaper delivery kids!

Courtney Love is being sued for abusive Twittering! (God, isn't that just an amazing headline?)

This may be the wrong question to ask Blogtownies… but are you excessively chipper? Then do not miss this special Onion News Network report on a new drug to curb perkiness called "Despondex."