If he was English, I mean. And in England. Where the age of "consent" is 16. Here, I totally wouldn't even consider it. Not even for a second. Just to be clear.

BREEDLOVE: PUBLICITY TOUR ROLLS ON...

Breaking: I saw Beau Breedlove in a cell phone store on Broadway two weeks ago!

Also, you can meet Breedlove at Fantasy Adult Video on East West Burnside, Saturday.

AND: Breedlove will be a studio guest on 101 KUFO Fm, Friday morning.

You'll notice I didn't use the phrase "15 minutes." Because at this point, even that phrase has been over-used. Your suggestions for questions to ask the (totally hit-that-able) young man on Saturday afternoon would be welcome.