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Friday, April 3, 2009

I Wish BF (Brendan Fraser) was my BF (boyfriend)

Posted by Molly "The Intern" Georgetta on Fri, Apr 3, 2009 at 1:24 PM

Things I Am Obsessed With (Part Three of a 758 Part Series):

He is HERE! He has MADE IT! To PORTLAND!

Brendan Fraser has officially perched in Portland for three whole glorious, sunny, possibly (hopefully) shirtless months! In true Pacific Northwest style, I don't think Portlanders typically give a shit about celebrities temporarily crashing our fair city- that's just not our style. BUT THIS IS NO CELEBRITY! THIS IS BRENDAN FRASER! He's in The Mummy! All FOUR OF THEM! He's a fucking MUMMY FIGHTER!

Mind you I haven't been an intern here very long, but regardless, I've never seen the editorial staff this excited. It's Brendan Fraser mania!!! Which is why we have decided his time here must not go unnoticed, and each delightful step should be recorded. So we ask you, city folk, holler at us via comment if you see him! What was He doing? Where was He? Was He alone? You may wonder why He is capitalized - it's because Brendan Fraser as as close to God as humans (nay, Mummy fighters) can get in our eyes.

BF SIGHTING #1:
Shout out to my friends at Compound for providing me with this information.
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On Sunday BF was spotted at the China Town streetwear shop trying on KANYE GLASSES as well as other cheap made-in-China stunnas'! Shutter shades!!!! BF loves the chinese glasses!!

"He was wearing a nice down leather jacket and a baseball cap pulled to just above his eyes. And he had a hot white woman. Hot old white woman."
Thank you Ira @ Compound for keeping an eye out for us!

Keep the sightings coming Portland!

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why is he not at 7-11 weezing the juice

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What up baahh dee!?

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His bellybutton looks weird.

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I wore out my Encino Man VHS when I was a kid.

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It's amazing news!

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