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Friday, April 3, 2009

Gossip Wait… There's Another Olsen?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Apr 3, 2009 at 11:28 AM

Did you know there was a THIRD Olsen Twin? ME NEITHER!!
Say hello to Lizzie Olsen—Mary-Kate and Ashley's 20-year-old little sister!

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This makes me feel SO weird! Is this some kind of belated April Fool's joke? Because she could totally be one of the Olsen Triplets. Or maybe… maybe Lizzie ALSO had a twin, but it died at birth. Or maybe it was an evil twin. WAIT… or maaaaaaaybe… LIZZIE is the evil Olsen triplet who they said died at birth, so Ashley and M-K wouldn't have to the split the profits from such awesome classic flicks as How the West Was Fun!
Anyway, my world has been shaken to its core after seeing this. Yours?

 

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I call bullshit!
It is now clear they are all clones.
The "girlz" from Brazil???????
Posted by Abusive on April 3, 2009 at 12:55 PM · Report
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Wow, she's hotter than both of them.
Posted by jew on April 3, 2009 at 1:07 PM · Report
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Lizzy had a bit part with her big sisters in "the Christmas Caper", circa 1995.
Posted by russest on February 10, 2010 at 8:38 PM · Report

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