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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Apr 7, 2009 at 7:52 AM

NORTH CAROLINA IT IS!!! Obama's bracket was right on the money. Game was boring. Next.
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NORTH CAROLINA: BEAT MICHIGAN STATE...

ITALIAN EARTHQUAKE!!! Death toll tops 200.

OBAMA IN BAGHDAD!!! Visits "Camp Victory."

CIA PRISONS "INHUMAN"!!! Prisoners threatened with “electric shocks, infection with HIV, sodomy and…being brought close to death.”

"IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!" Texan financier Allen Stanford tearfully proclaims his innocence.

ART PRICES DROP 35%!!! Collectors compare plight to being in a CIA prison. Decide they win.

ANTI-SEMITISM ON THE RISE!!! Oh dear.

Good day.

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Carolina beat Michigan STATE, not Michigan. Big difference.

Posted by yum yum cult on April 7, 2009 at 9:04 AM | Report this comment

Wake up, Matt:

www.umich.edu

www.msu.edu

Hello? Matt?

Posted by yum yum cult on April 7, 2009 at 10:04 AM | Report this comment

American supermax prisons are "inhuman," too! Read this: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/03…

Posted by ROM on April 7, 2009 at 10:20 AM | Report this comment

Thanks for the heads up, Michigan STATE it is!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on April 7, 2009 at 10:57 AM | Report this comment

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