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Monday, April 13, 2009

Why Do You Hate Obama's Dog?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 2:00 PM

Things are starting to look pretty grim for Obama's new dog "Bo". According to an Us Weekly poll, people who "like" Obama's new dog narrowly lead those who "don't like" Obama's dog (51.8% vs. 48.2%.) This wouldn't be too alarming except that only a few hours ago, those who "don't like" Obama's dog was hovering around the 36% mark. In other words, if this escalating trend of hatred towards Obama's dog continues, somewhere around 173% of Americans will "not like" Obama's dog by nightfall.

So what I'm wondering is this: Do Blogtownie voters despise Obama's dog as much as the rest of the nation? Let's find out with another "far more accurate than Us Weekly's stupid polls" Blogtown poll!

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SO? DO YOU DISLIKE OBAMA'S DOG?

No, there aren't any "third" choices. You either love him, or you fucking hate his stinking guts. Which is it?

 

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1
How can people hate a dog they never met? It's because Bo is black.........................with adorable white paws.
Posted by Abusive on April 13, 2009 at 2:11 PM · Report
2
It's nice to see in these uncertain times, that US Magazine is as relevant as ever.
Posted by Blabby on April 13, 2009 at 2:23 PM · Report
3
That dog looks super cuddly. I don't get why people wouldn't like him. And frankly I don't want to get it.
Posted by ROM on April 13, 2009 at 2:38 PM · Report
4
I don't like the dog. You can't see his eyes. What's he up to?
Posted by Grapleberry Assface on April 13, 2009 at 2:40 PM · Report
5
I think that dog has the eyes of an assassin.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on April 13, 2009 at 3:02 PM · Report
6
The dog needs a hair cut. But otherwise, Portugeuse Water Dogs are super super friendly.
Posted by Graham on April 13, 2009 at 3:41 PM · Report
7
"I think that dog has the eyes of an assassin."

Yes, death by cuddle. Watch your lap!
Posted by Suburban Porn King on April 13, 2009 at 3:51 PM · Report
8
i hate obama's dog because obama hates cats

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5yxcu0&s=5
Posted by miguelaron on April 13, 2009 at 3:56 PM · Report
9
Normally I wouldn't wish dog cancer on anyone, but if the only other choice is marriage, well, dog cancer it is...
Posted by Matthew D on April 13, 2009 at 4:16 PM · Report
10
Do Portuguese Water Dogs eat linguiça?

See

http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/0…
Posted by Mike Licht on April 13, 2009 at 6:55 PM · Report
11
Hey Humpy, and the rest of you drunkies, the issue is whether Bo is a rescue. Unless THE FIRST FAMILY HAS NO CONSCIENCE, BO NEEDS TO BE A RESCUE.
Posted by a.O on April 13, 2009 at 9:46 PM · Report
12
Ya'll don't like Bo cause Bo is a Black Dog.
Posted by Too Much on April 14, 2009 at 7:46 AM · Report
13
Love PWDs, they make good gun dogs. Now someone in the White House needs to take up hunting and shoot an elderly Texas attorney in the face.
Posted by TWSS on April 14, 2009 at 9:14 AM · Report
14
Tiny, beady-eyed demon! I curse you!
Posted by Will Radik on April 14, 2009 at 10:41 AM · Report

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