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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Apr 14, 2009 at 8:29 AM

SPITZER TO RUN FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL!!! Ahh, politics.

SENATOR AL FRANKEN!!! Ahh, politics.

HONG KONG NOAH'S ARK!!! Ahh, religion.
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ARK: NOAH'S...

PORN QUEEN CHAMBERS DEAD AT 56!!! Ahh, sex.

PHIL SPECTOR GUILTY!!! Agh! Murder.

MEL GIBSON DIVORCE!!! Ahh, Gibson.

STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP!!! Eh, Photoshop.

Good day.

 

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My first thought with those pictures were: Those women are actually attractive now.
Posted by NIG GER on April 14, 2009 at 10:11 AM · Report
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I agree 3.sroieroieortioeritoeirtoeYlqeLU. Tho still think they are wearing lipstick.
ALSO, WTF is that thing on Phil Spector's head???????????
Posted by Abusive on April 14, 2009 at 11:26 AM · Report

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