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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Video The Clinic: You Put Your Weed in There

Posted by Kiala Kazebee on Tue, Apr 14, 2009 at 12:48 PM

I live in San Francisco and this means that if I were willing to, oh I don't know, take the BART into Oakland to visit a "doctor" who would nod his head at my "anxiety problems" and write me up a "prescription" for medical marijuana I could then, oh I still don't know, head over to the Lower Haight and visit one of the many dispensaries for a BUSHEL* of pot, pot butter, and more pot and this would all be LEGAL.

I'm just brainstorming here. There are no bad ideas.

HOWEVER, for you people living in states where this scenario is illegal or legal but effing impossible to make happen because of too much red tape, you can watch the new, soon to be debuted, web series The Clinic in order to get your legal weed buying fantasy fix.

The pilot:


The Clinic: Like The Office but with more jokes about snack foods.

*I don't know how much a "bushel" is. Is it metric, you think**?

**1 US bushel = 35.239072 liters

Thank you internet!

 

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Vapor Room, yo. Remember that experts have determined the BART tunnel may lose its integrity in the event of a major earthquake, in which case you would probably drown inside a BART train. I can't think of a much worse way to die. Except maybe getting suffocated on an overcrowded 20 Stockton bus. That would be pretty bad.
Posted by Will Radik on April 14, 2009 at 1:44 PM · Report
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Way to harsh Kiala's mellow.

At any rate, if the big one hits while a BART train is underwater, won't all the rider's oxygen cause it to float to the surface?
Posted by ROM on April 14, 2009 at 1:55 PM · Report
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No way I could watch this, that dude's stupid haircut is too distracting. Plus it doesn't look that funny.
Posted by Beer Batter on April 14, 2009 at 2:26 PM · Report
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@ROM I think the tunnel would just rupture and fill with water, and the trains aren't air tight. Any small buoyancy would probably be countered by weight. Even if they did float, they would just float to the top of the tunnel, which would then be filling with water. I'm really getting in depth about this, aren't I.

Oh, the span of the Bay Bridge east of Yerba Buena Island is also unsafe, as we've seen, which is why they're replacing it. So yeah. Stay out of the East Bay. It's dangerous.
Posted by Will Radik on April 14, 2009 at 2:27 PM · Report
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@Beer Batter Yeah. That is a fucking stupid haircut alright.
Posted by Will Radik on April 14, 2009 at 2:28 PM · Report
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Yes, but you have to go to a DOCTOR first in order to get your card.

And the best place for that is Oakland.
Posted by kiala on April 14, 2009 at 2:54 PM · Report
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i think this looks great...your gonna base anything on a haircut? whattta loser u are!
Posted by hank1976 on April 26, 2009 at 2:52 PM · Report
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i think this looks great...your gonna base anything on a haircut? whattta loser u are!
Posted by hank1976 on April 26, 2009 at 2:52 PM · Report

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