The war between Woody Allen and American Apparel rages on, and it's getting more and more personal. AA's defense to Allen's demand for $10 million for the unauthorized use of his image in their advertising? Well, basically, that they couldn't possibly have ruined his image worse than he did his own damn self with the whole Soon-Yi Previn fiasco.
Moreover, AA's lawyers are requesting documents surrounding the scandal of yore, including nude photos he allegedly took of Previn... They'll never get them.
But if they did how many hot seconds would it take before they were on a billboard with tube socks Photoshopped onto them?
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