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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Give Sam Adams a DJ Name!

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 10:34 AM

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In honor of Record Store Day, mayor Sam Adams will be manning the decks and playing the role of DJ for one night only (peep the flyer right here). The problem is, DJ Sam is a terrible DJ name. So the mayor is going to need a new moniker, and this is where you come in:

Help Sam Adams with his new DJ name*

Here are our suggestions:
DJ John Mayor
DJ BAM! Adams
DJ May Or May Not Have
DJ City Ballin'

Got a suggestion? Comment below and maybe—just maybe—the mayor will use your name when he gets behind the turntables and spins his favorite records.

*Attention RecallSamAdams trolls. I know you're champing at the bit to comment with some Beau-related zingers here, but you can just stop right now. Unless it's a great DJ name, we don't want to hear it.

End Hits: If Commissioner Amanda Fritz ever decides to DJ, she better use: DJ A Man to Hug and Fritz

 

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Live! Tonight!

DJ I'm totally backing you dude but please don't build an effing rose quarter STRIP MALL !!

Caller 5....
Posted by Cory G on April 15, 2009 at 10:39 AM · Report
2
Smirk suggested "DJ Grey Suit" to him in our interview yesterday morning. "I'm going with DJ Sam," he said, over her objections. I'm not sure we could call that a "public process," but Adams certainly went with his own idea.

Posted by Matt Davis on April 15, 2009 at 11:11 AM · Report
3
I'm not one of those crazy recall bigots, but I can't resist:

Molestah Deck
Posted by Chunty McHutchence on April 15, 2009 at 11:19 AM · Report
4
DJ Silver Fox
Posted by Abusive on April 15, 2009 at 11:20 AM · Report
5
dj sit lie ordinance

dj stupid fucking soccer field
Posted by christina on April 15, 2009 at 11:56 AM · Report
6
DJ Quarter Term
Posted by Unpick on April 15, 2009 at 12:00 PM · Report
7
P-town Boy Mixa
Posted by Demondog on April 15, 2009 at 12:15 PM · Report
8
DJ Alienator?
Posted by Will Radik on April 15, 2009 at 12:17 PM · Report
9
DJ Not a Beer

Posted by ROM on April 15, 2009 at 12:29 PM · Report
10
Today is Ducknesday, Where are the duck posts? Long live Howard. Thank you for your time.
Posted by ujfoyt on April 15, 2009 at 12:58 PM · Report
11
buh
Posted by Grapleberry Assface on April 15, 2009 at 1:25 PM · Report
12
DJ No Nonsense, oh wait I mean DJ All Nonsense
Posted by Grapleberry Assface on April 15, 2009 at 1:26 PM · Report
13
I'd vote for DJ Funky Fresh, or DJ PDX Daddy. Too bad he doesn't have kids or I'd vote for DJ DILF.
Posted by Shawnzor on April 15, 2009 at 2:04 PM · Report
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I'd vote for DJ Funky Fresh (cause he is), or maybe DJ PDX Daddy. Too bad he doesn't have kids or I'd suggest DJ DILF.
Posted by Shawnzor on April 15, 2009 at 2:05 PM · Report
15
How about DJ Mount Adams?
Posted by Courtney Ferguson on April 15, 2009 at 2:25 PM · Report
16
SELECTOR SAM RADAMZ
Posted by travis on April 15, 2009 at 3:12 PM · Report
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Pett Projekt
Posted by erawka on April 16, 2009 at 9:24 AM · Report

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