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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Vote Super President in 2012!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 2:17 PM

You know, I used to think Obama was cool—but really, we only voted for him because he wasn't Bush. Well, get a load of SUPER PRESIDENT! He's not only capable of running the country, he's able to change the molecular structure of his body!! And he's white.

Please take a few minutes to check out the wonderment of my new fave site, Worst Cartoons Ever!

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