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Friday, April 17, 2009

Crafty / Games This Is How Ganon Really Died

Posted by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 10:00 AM

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Arrow of Light? Naw.

Master Sword to the face? Psh.

Ganon was killed by "The Triforce," a drink consisting of Goldschlager, dark rum and banana liqueur.

Puking sparkles has never been more heroic.

 

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1
that drink looks horrible, but it makes my morning a little brighter that someone named it a triforce.
Posted by A CAT, probably on April 17, 2009 at 10:06 AM · Report
2
That drink sounds amazing. I'll bet it tastes like a sorority girl bathing in coco butter and lost innocence.
Posted by kiala on April 17, 2009 at 10:08 AM · Report
3
what's next, copypasta?
Posted by mr. voluptuous on April 17, 2009 at 12:05 PM · Report
4
We started down that road a long time back, friend.
Posted by A CAT, probably on April 17, 2009 at 12:31 PM · Report

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