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Friday, April 17, 2009

This Is How Ganon Really Died

Posted by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 10:00 AM


Arrow of Light? Naw.

Master Sword to the face? Psh.

Ganon was killed by "The Triforce," a drink consisting of Goldschlager, dark rum and banana liqueur.

Puking sparkles has never been more heroic.

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