This Week in the Mercury

The Best of Charlie Hales' Voicemails


The Best of Charlie Hales' Voicemails

Portland's Mayor Apparently Gave You All Plenty to Complain About This Year

I Love Television™


I Love Television™

The Year in "JUST SHUT UP"

Monday, April 20, 2009

Good Ass 'Que Massage

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 1:12 PM

In these difficult times, it's necessary for restaurateurs to be nimble and creative. Those who wish to survive the economic downturn will have to know how to draw customers through creative menu items, special promotions, and sheer cunning. To that end, they should look towards Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage for inspiration. Barbecue, fried food, and foot massages—it’s a business model sure to weather the hard times.

Yes, I know it’s not real. But I wish there was a place in town that would fry anything for me. Anything.

Comments (0)

Subscribe to this thread:

Comments are closed.

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy