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Monday, April 20, 2009

SLURPEEWATCH / Food Review: X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE™ MUTANT BERRY™-FLAVORED SLURPEE®, AVAILABLE NOW AT 7-ELEVEN.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Mon, Apr 20, 2009 at 2:30 PM

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Y'know, another term for "mutant berry" would be "fruit punch."

 

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1
is he angry because he spilled the beverage all over his chest?
Posted by CalcuLandsverk on April 20, 2009 at 2:56 PM · Report
2
there's not much "review" in this "review"
Posted by miguelaron on April 20, 2009 at 3:14 PM · Report
3
Yeah. Is it good or what?
Posted by ROM on April 20, 2009 at 3:22 PM · Report
4
This is the worst review ever. Did you even put any of the slushie in your mouth to taste it?

For shame, good sir! For shame!
Posted by Graham on April 20, 2009 at 3:32 PM · Report
5
"It tastes like fruit punch" is about as concise as it gets. Good review.
Posted by A CAT, probably on April 20, 2009 at 4:54 PM · Report
6
Hey A CAT, where did Erik say, "It tastes like fruit punch"? WHERE DID HE SAY THAT?

Also, I heard that you're a fan of COMBOBREAKER!
Posted by Graham on April 21, 2009 at 10:31 AM · Report
7
Fuck you and your semantics, Graham. You're just cheating with words.

Conversely (???), I presume you saw the post where Blabby finally unleashes the epic win we'd all suspected he was hiding?
Posted by A CAT, probably on April 21, 2009 at 10:47 AM · Report
8
No! I missed the epic pwnage from Blabby. Screen cap or it never happened. give up the sauce.
Posted by Graham on April 21, 2009 at 11:26 AM · Report
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http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogto…

I'd don't care if that was a epic fluke, Blabby is king for the day.
Posted by A CAT, probably on April 21, 2009 at 11:34 AM · Report

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