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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

You Need a Date, So Date Trenita

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Apr 21, 2009 at 2:03 PM

No more excuses! You need to start dating immediately if not sooner, and I am more than willing to play matchmaker since you are so obviously desperate. Take a gander at Trenita, who I think is a perfect match for most of our Blogtown regulars. Why? Because she likes to see movies for free, she HATES people who are laid back, and she's a fan of Nine Inch Nails. Oh, and she might have sex with you, too.

(P.S. We don't have any "Love," "Dating," or "Relationship" tags, so I tagged this post "Astronomy." Because you and Trenita are in the STARS, baby!)

Hat tips to BWE!

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