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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Finally, a Better Way to Cleanse my Anal Canal

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 12:38 PM

OH, BOY! Look what I just ordered for the Mercury office! It's called the "Pure Stream Lotus Seat Toilet," and it's the newest thing in anal cleansing toilet systems—but OH! It's so much more! Please watch the following informative and EROTIC video to see how Pure Stream can robotically perform the same job our interns do—and without all the complaining! AM I RIGHT, FULL TIME EMPLOYEES?

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