OH, BOY! Look what I just ordered for the Mercury office! It's called the "Pure Stream Lotus Seat Toilet," and it's the newest thing in anal cleansing toilet systems—but OH! It's so much more! Please watch the following informative and EROTIC video to see how Pure Stream can robotically perform the same job our interns do—and without all the complaining! AM I RIGHT, FULL TIME EMPLOYEES?
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