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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Fritz "Beyond Troubled" By Randy's Neon Rose

Posted by Matt Davis on Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 2:54 PM

UPDATE, 2:46pm: Commissioner Leonard says the renovation of the Visitor Center, on top of which the rose will sit, is a case of "no good deed going unpunished." "I gave a dog mouth-to-mouth once," he adds. "And then it turned around and bit me." Wha?

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RANDY LEONARD, CIRCA 1982: "YOU HOLD ITS LITTLE SNOUT CLOSED AND THEN BLOW IN THE NOSTRILS AND MOUTH," SAYS LEONARD...

The commissioner says when he was first contacted by Randy Gragg and Thomas Lauderdale, he was keen to help with the renovation. But the argument over the sign has caused him plenty of grief. "We've been through various iterations of the design of the rose, and now we've ended up with a 1948 version of the rose," he says. "But the folks designing the rose have asked that their names be kept out of things because they don't want to face the derision that I am now facing."

Leonard stressed that the "resuscitation du chien mechant" metaphor is not just appropriate in this context, but for much of life as a whole. Depressing!

ORIGINAL POST, 11:19am: City Commissioner Amanda Fritz told council she is "beyond troubled" this morning by Commissioner Randy Leonard's circumvention of the historic landmarks commission process to plant a 10ft neon rose sign atop the old McCall's Restaurant in Waterfront Park.

The historic landmarks commission is supposed to regulate sign code in Portland, but has lately been circumvented by council over the Made In Oregon sign debate, and now, once again.

Leonard's idea passed by a 4 to 1 vote this morning, and a rose-illumination ceremony is planned for the building with fireworks at dusk on May 22. Leonard's favorite blues musician, Curtis Salgado, will also be playing. Wait. Try to conceal your joy.

Leonard said the building had previously been vacant for three years and that previous tenants had left a "trail of destruction that is nearly irreparable." He appreciated concerns about the rose but said he wanted to create a "recognizable rallying point" for the Rose Festival.

Fritz, meanwhile, said she appreciated Leonard's commitment to renovating the building and to providing offices for the Rose Festival, but that she was disappointed that her fellow commissioners had not taken up her amendment last week to split the idea in half: One half to give the building to the Rose Festival, the other half to refer the neon rose sign to the historic landmarks commission, which has traditionally ruled on sign issues.

"I'm troubled, beyond troubled, that we're waiving the public process required for all businesses downtown," said Fritz. "I value the voice of our citizen commissions, and this devalues their purpose, and our respect for their work. The citizens of Portland spent months working on the historic landmarks guidelines to determine what we value in signs, and we are weakening our ability to defend our sign code by making an exception for this."

Fritz said the rose sign could be put on a pedestal instead, "you could not have it twinkle," she said.

Mayor Sam Adams said he was pleased about "re-purposing and restoring a historic jewel" of a building. Notably, That's the same rhetoric he's been using since Monday about the Memorial Coliseum.

"I think that the idea of a new sign is completely appropriate," says Portland Spaces editor Randy Gragg. "Any time a building gets a new user they should be able to advertise. But I'm curious why anyone would volunteer to be on the landmarks commission when they aren't being included in some of the key precedent-setting discussions."

Commissioner Dan Saltzman said he could vote for the idea on the condition that water bureau repair dollars would only be used in the basic renovations, and not for any future building repairs without going through the city's budget process. "While I still have reservations about waiving our own sign code I am aware of the importance of this idea to Commissioner Leonard," he concluded.

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"trail of destruction that is nearly irreparable."

Perfect, unintentional metaphors from the government are my favorite.

Posted by D on April 22, 2009 at 11:30 AM | Report this comment

Fritz is going to be completely alienated and ineffective by the end of her first term because she's such a process driven ideologue. That doesn't work in government.

Posted by BlackedOut on April 22, 2009 at 11:39 AM | Report this comment

Yes, the only thing that works in government is constantly carving out exceptions and exemptions to the rules the government itself set up.

No, wait. That actually isn't working too well here at all.

Posted by The One True b!X on April 22, 2009 at 11:55 AM | Report this comment

Hey, Waterfront Park is a big dumb open space that nobody cares about. Why don't we build some stadiums there? Water is magic.

Posted by Chunty McHutchence on April 22, 2009 at 12:15 PM | Report this comment

You and me both Mandy.
This is like a skit from the Daily Show ........only it's real and NOT funny.

Posted by Abusive on April 22, 2009 at 12:51 PM | Report this comment

At least it doesn't say IKEA.

Posted by Paul Cone on April 22, 2009 at 12:58 PM | Report this comment

Have these guys followed the established process on ANYTHING since the Council change a few months ago?

Rules are just too much pain to follow for these jack asses. Only a matter of time until they hastily push through the wrong project and get politically lynched for it. (Wait a minute. Maybe that's what we're seeing right now.)

Posted by Blabby on April 22, 2009 at 1:00 PM | Report this comment

This just proves that women have a better sense of style than even gay men.

Posted by Demondog on April 22, 2009 at 1:34 PM | Report this comment

It's funny how pissed Randy was when IKEA schooled him by asking Council to waive the sign code a few years back. I guess the empty bluster about following established process only comes out if you are the one getting schooled.

Posted by pdxMB on April 22, 2009 at 2:12 PM | Report this comment

One more signpost indicating that Randy Leonard is politically dead in the water. Considering he is the one that brought us our can of worms of a mayor, it is fitting.

Posted by gonetorio on April 22, 2009 at 2:24 PM | Report this comment

Ah, every rose does have its thorn.

Posted by pork chop on April 22, 2009 at 2:55 PM | Report this comment

Leonard generally rocks, but that rose is tacky. On the other hand, the Rose Festival is too.

Posted by R on April 22, 2009 at 3:47 PM | Report this comment

No kidding. In fact the rose theming masturbatoria in Portland is generally ridiculous. We are a great city with great people and an abundance of natural and man-made beauty and harping on roses is so boring and irritating. You know the moment when I REALLY fell out of love with roses-as-symbolism? The day after Kendra James was shot and a saw a fucking cop car with one of those ghastly painted roses.

Posted by gonetorio on April 22, 2009 at 4:12 PM | Report this comment

In a town with 2% for Art inflating construction budgets for all public facilities (even Wapato Jail has over a million dollars worth of "art"), and scads of tasteless Plop Art to show for it, a garish neon sign perched atop an architectual icon is to be expected.

I hope it blinks.Then Gus Van Sant can put it into a movie, preferably with somebody puking underneath while the blinking rose turns on, then off as the screen fades to black.

Posted by bruce123456 on April 22, 2009 at 9:15 PM | Report this comment

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