This Week in the Mercury
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Fashion / Drunk The Perfect Woman
Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:28 AM
And here I thought having a bottle opener attached to my key chain would make me more popular, but Hot Topic has an even better idea: four inch stripper heels with a bottle opener built into them! Just don't wear them if you're not used to walking in high shoes, especially drunk. You'll turn your ankle, young lady.
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