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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Fashion / Drunk The Perfect Woman

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 11:28 AM

And here I thought having a bottle opener attached to my key chain would make me more popular, but Hot Topic has an even better idea: four inch stripper heels with a bottle opener built into them! Just don't wear them if you're not used to walking in high shoes, especially drunk. You'll turn your ankle, young lady.

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Only $39.99! A small price to pay for innovative thinking and shoddy craftsmanship!

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Not quite novelty, but I buy almost all of my deliciously impractical shoes from snaz75.com.
Posted by Michelle on April 23, 2009 at 12:05 PM · Report
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When I saw the title for this post, I totally expected to find a picture of Carla Gugino.

Now, if she wore those shoes, you might be right....
Posted by Demondog on April 23, 2009 at 12:17 PM · Report
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The last fucking thing I need when I'm wearing heels is some asshole jabbing a bottle at my feet.
Posted by Joneser on April 23, 2009 at 1:40 PM · Report

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