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Friday, April 24, 2009
Politics Mayor Adams is a Wal-Mart Greeter. Wait… WHAT?!?
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Please, please check out this report from KATU in which Mayor Sam Adams temporarily works as a greeter in a local Wal-Mart, in order to… okay, I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA WHY HE DID THIS. Was it because there's a huge lawsuit against the city thanks to Adams squashing the plans of a developer who wanted to sell property to Wal-Mart? Was it because he wants to steal some poor senior citizen's job? Or was it because he knew no one would recognize him and he wanted to SCREW WITH OUR BRAINS?
So confused!! HALP!!!!
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