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Friday, April 24, 2009

SLURPEEWATCH / Food / Film When Terminator Fans Got Mad About Terminator: Salvation Being Rated PG-13, This Was Probably Exactly the Sort of Bullshit They Were Worried Was Going to Happen.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 3:23 PM

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Strangely, there does not appear to be a Terminator-themed flavor of Slurpee, unlike Wolverine's Mutant Berry. This seems like a grave mistake—like somewhere along the 7-Eleven chain of command, somebody really fucked up. SUGGESTIONS:

• Skynet Strawberry
• John Connor Cherry
• T-1000 Percent of Your Daily Recommended Corn Syrup Intake
• Hasta La Vista Baby Habañero
• Salvation Sarsaparilla
• Rise of the Machines Razzleberry
• Judge-Mint Day Juice
• Christian Bale Kale

I gave the above list to the friendly clerk behind 7-Eleven's counter, Eddie, who said that he would see what he could do. "Thanks man," I said. "Adios," he replied.

~fin~

 

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Camerongasm
Posted by kiala on April 25, 2009 at 8:21 AM · Report
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Wolverine's Berry Rampage was the most hilarious thing ever. I think I would blow someone for one of those posters.
Posted by Will Radik on April 25, 2009 at 2:45 PM · Report
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Watermetalmelon
Posted by kiala on April 26, 2009 at 3:58 PM · Report
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Grape-I-Think-Summer-Glau-is-Pretty

I think that just about settles that.
Posted by daneh on April 26, 2009 at 4:01 PM · Report

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