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Strangely, there does not appear to be a Terminator-themed flavor of Slurpee, unlike Wolverine's Mutant Berry. This seems like a grave mistake—like somewhere along the 7-Eleven chain of command, somebody really fucked up. SUGGESTIONS:

• Skynet Strawberry
• John Connor Cherry
• T-1000 Percent of Your Daily Recommended Corn Syrup Intake
• Hasta La Vista Baby Habañero
• Salvation Sarsaparilla
• Rise of the Machines Razzleberry
• Judge-Mint Day Juice
• Christian Bale Kale

I gave the above list to the friendly clerk behind 7-Eleven's counter, Eddie, who said that he would see what he could do. "Thanks man," I said. "Adios," he replied.

~fin~