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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Artsy This Week's Wiener!!!

Posted by Scrappers on Tue, Apr 28, 2009 at 2:47 PM

Every week the Mercury's Flickr pool fills up with randomly awesome picture from around town.
Every week we pick a winner for the Photo Lottery from this pool.
This weeks winner is an actual wiener by Hannah Westberg.
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This wiener speaks volumes about who we are as a people; our values, our politics, our food of choice, etc...
But I'm no writer (I'm the art director), so I challenge you wordsmiths.
HAIKU THIS PHOTO!!!

 

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1
Patriotism:
Meat in a tube; condiments.
Wrap it in a flag.
Posted by Steve R. on April 28, 2009 at 3:31 PM · Report
2
Food is not a toy.
Made from the slaughterhouse floor?
Fun is made of soy!
Posted by Lt. Billiam Esquire III on April 28, 2009 at 3:35 PM · Report
3
I wear the catsup
nestled in my nice warm bun
Please have a bite. Yum!
Posted by Flaim on April 28, 2009 at 3:40 PM · Report
4
where was this photo taken?
Posted by miguelaron on April 28, 2009 at 3:49 PM · Report
5
On U.S. roads A
star spangled spectacle: self
eats self with relish
Posted by s.mirk on April 28, 2009 at 3:51 PM · Report
6
Hot dog is a fan
of hetero-condimen
tarianism.
Posted by Satchel on April 28, 2009 at 4:17 PM · Report
7
Single-handedly
this gross statue justifies
Islamic Jihad
Posted by EliyahuPDX on April 28, 2009 at 4:18 PM · Report
8
That photo was taken in Aberdeen, Washington.
Posted by GLV on April 28, 2009 at 4:22 PM · Report
9
Lips and assholes; yum!
I eat you and then forget
About The Jungle
Posted by harper on April 28, 2009 at 5:14 PM · Report
10
Randy wants neon rose
in window of Coliseum
Why not a hot dog?


Big plastic hot dog
Not actually food but still,
Blabby's mom eats them
Posted by Matthew D on April 28, 2009 at 6:19 PM · Report
11
harper, I don't care where the photo was taken, you win.
Posted by GLV on April 28, 2009 at 9:26 PM · Report
12
Please, where is this from?
You see, I want to eat one
Or Two, Three Or Four
Posted by luckymike on April 28, 2009 at 9:32 PM · Report
13
Wacky Mcwiener can be found selling hot dogs on the mean streets of vancouver, washington.
Posted by lilikins on April 30, 2009 at 8:08 PM · Report
14
LuckyMike is correct, but Vancouver's a suburb of Portland and has no identity of its own.
Posted by HannnahWestberg on May 1, 2009 at 5:30 AM · Report
15
I mean Lilikins is correct.
Posted by HannnahWestberg on May 2, 2009 at 1:13 AM · Report
16
Don't fear the hot dog.
You can't get Swine Flu from me...
I'm American!
Posted by HannnahWestberg on May 2, 2009 at 1:17 AM · Report
17
Delicious foot long
For you, I sing any song
Muffled, chewing, yum.
Posted by Jwampach on May 8, 2009 at 1:37 AM · Report

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