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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Film "MEGATRON WANTS WHAT'S IN MY MIND!"

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 7:54 PM

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No, I will not apologize for watching the new trailer for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen four times in a row. I just won't.

I mean, look at this:

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Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Preposterous. Amazing. Preposterously amazing. Tell me what else you could possibly want in a big dumb summer blockbuster.

The answer is nothing.

 

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Eh. Its going to be almost three hours so they can fit in Anthony Anderson talking about donuts and playing DDR.
Posted by Marq on May 1, 2009 at 8:28 AM · Report
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ohoooooo, it's gonna be friggin' sweet! Optimus's voice makes me feel like a kid again.
Posted by crushnitdaily on May 1, 2009 at 9:18 AM · Report
3
Awesome! I must get that shot of Megan Fox on the bike as a poster for my ceiling...
Posted by Demondog on May 1, 2009 at 9:26 AM · Report
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You should have learned your lesson from the first Transformers movie. Actually, you should have learned your lesson from every Mike Bay movie.

Even when it should be visually interesting (and what's not visually interesting about Megan Fox?), Bay has a great skill of making it bullshit.
Posted by The Immortal Goon on May 1, 2009 at 9:29 AM · Report
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Megan Fox is extremely overrated.
Posted by Marq on May 1, 2009 at 9:54 AM · Report
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Seriously? The Transformers? Must be "more than meets the eye" compared to what I saw of the first one. Or the cartoon show. Call me when there's a Superfriends or Magilla Gorilla movie.
Posted by Brian Libby on May 1, 2009 at 10:01 AM · Report
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Why don't they just make a "Megan Fox crawls around on a motorcycle for two hours" movie?

Brian, isn't every Vin Diesel flick basically a Magilla Gorilla movie?
Posted by Blabby on May 1, 2009 at 10:04 AM · Report
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I liked The Island but that was because I got two Ewan McGregors for the price of one.
Posted by kiala on May 1, 2009 at 10:08 AM · Report
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I'm already seething with anticipation to idly download it in two years and make fun of it over lunch.

Someone should make a feature about that girl's ass. I'd go see that in the theatre.
Posted by Will Radik on May 1, 2009 at 10:26 AM · Report
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Hmmm, Megan Fox in jean cut-offs crawling on a motorcyle may replace the Jessica Alba bar-dancing scene in "Sin City" as the "most important 10 seconds of cinema this decade."
Posted by Dave J. on May 1, 2009 at 11:21 AM · Report

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