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Friday, May 1, 2009
Fashion I Wear a Sash
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, May 1, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Reason #326,092 to be jealous of me—NOW I WEAR A SASH!
Yeah, a lot of people are saying "it's the hottest new fashion trend of 2009," but I'm like, "whatever." Sometimes I just like to wear a sash that provides people on the street with a visual reminder of who I am. (Note that my sash says "WINNER"—and NO, the party store where I bought it did NOT have a sash that says "LOSER" because if they had, I would have bought it for YOU. That's what's called a "preemptive burn."
A NSFW version of this photo after the jump.
Yes, that's a third nipple.
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