This Week in the Mercury

The Blueprint

Film

The Blueprint

So Some Stuff Happens in Safe House I Guess


Geek Out

Film

Geek Out

3D Done Right



  |  

Friday, May 1, 2009

Fashion I Wear a Sash

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, May 1, 2009 at 11:50 AM

Reason #326,092 to be jealous of me—NOW I WEAR A SASH!

c560/1241203660-scaled.sash_1.jpg

Yeah, a lot of people are saying "it's the hottest new fashion trend of 2009," but I'm like, "whatever." Sometimes I just like to wear a sash that provides people on the street with a visual reminder of who I am. (Note that my sash says "WINNER"—and NO, the party store where I bought it did NOT have a sash that says "LOSER" because if they had, I would have bought it for YOU. That's what's called a "preemptive burn."

A NSFW version of this photo after the jump.

87bd/1241203699-scaled.sash_2.jpg

Yes, that's a third nipple.

 

Comments (9) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment
1
Such optimism when precancerous growth gets you a winner sash.
Posted by NIG GER on May 1, 2009 at 12:43 PM · Report
2
I was expecting more NS in the NSFW pic.

But still, congratulations.
Posted by Joneser on May 1, 2009 at 1:05 PM · Report
3
When I said "not safe," I meant that our readers should beware of spontaneous nether dampness.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 1, 2009 at 1:44 PM · Report
4
Somehow you've managed to up your gaaaaaaaaaay count which I thought nary impossible. Did you win that at some random glory hole???
Posted by Abusive on May 1, 2009 at 1:50 PM · Report
5
I'm with Joneser. If you were completely naked and the sash was covering the naughty bits, (like this http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogto… )
we'd be far more amused, but you with your shirt off?
Posted by Matthew D on May 1, 2009 at 2:19 PM · Report
6
where's the weenis?
Posted by kiala on May 1, 2009 at 2:34 PM · Report
7
Look, you really want the entirety of Portland's workforce to come to a screeching stop? If I took off my pants, it'd be like Mexico after the swine flu!
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 1, 2009 at 2:35 PM · Report
8
You deserve your little sash! Congratulations, camper!
Posted by Will Radik on May 1, 2009 at 3:10 PM · Report
9
This one says "30 and thrilling." $10 at Lippmans.

http://mattdavisopenshismouth.com/2009/05/…
Posted by Matt Davis on May 3, 2009 at 8:40 PM · Report

Add a comment

Our Friends

Our Enemies

/images/adoftheweek.gif

ad of the day

The Handyman Pro - Your Honey-Do Specialist
Don’t let our name fool you. The Handyman Pro, LLC is a repair and remodel service provider with over 25-years experience. We cover all aspects of construction and repairs for residential and commercial clients.go


post an ad

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use