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Friday, May 1, 2009

So I Spoke Too Soon.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, May 1, 2009 at 3:04 PM

DEPT. OF CORRECTIONS: There is, indeed, a Terminator-themed flavor of Slurpee, despite my earlier claims to the contrary. It's apparently called "Apocalyptic Ice" (which is not a very good name, and certainly not as good as "Judge-Mint Day Juice"), and to add insult to injury, when I went to get one, the 7-Eleven on Broadway didn't even have the flavor they were advertising outside. The closest thing they had was Crystal Light: Wild Cherry, which I refused to get on principle.

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I believe this is because someone came back in time (from the future!) and drank all the "Apocalyptic Ice."
Posted by ezra on May 1, 2009 at 3:01 PM · Report
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Or someone traveled FORWARD in time (from the past!) and drank all the Apocalyptic Ice, and then changed the present thereby changing the past and suddenly Michael Bay was dead.

(I may have cooked the books on this theory)
Posted by kiala on May 1, 2009 at 4:14 PM · Report
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And that's one to grow on!
Posted by Will Radik on May 1, 2009 at 5:53 PM · Report

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