This Week in the Mercury
Monday, May 4, 2009
Video Job Opening
Posted by Andrew R Tonry on Mon, May 4, 2009 at 2:45 PM
There are a few open positions at this warehouse... let's just say the previous employees didn't pay enough attention to the Safety Awareness Video:
Will You Be Here Tomorrow? - Watch more Funny Videos
(This video is 100% real, and available to employers for a scant $149.00.)
2
After spending my morning euthanizing cancerous cats and treating burn victims, I can safely say that that video was the most horrific shit I've seen all day.
Most Commented on Blogtown, PDX
-
City's "Overnight Sleeping" Program Finds First Host—and Neighbors React in Ugly Fashion by Denis C. Theriault
-
Feds Dish Out $745.2 Million to the Light Rail by Alex Zielinski
-
Game of Thrones Recap: Calm Before the Storm Edition by Joe Streckert
-
Portland Button Works Opens on Killingsworth by Alison Hallett
-
Happy World Goth Day! by Marjorie Skinner
-
We're Number One! by Alex Zielinski
-
Weekend Eatings: Corazón and The Slide Inn by Marjorie Skinner
-
Win Tickets to Hecklevision: Point Break! by Erik Henriksen
-
Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People! The Final Finales. by Elinor Jones
-
Good Morning, News! by Nathan Gilles
Our Friends
- UrbanHonking
- Culture Shock
- Portland Roundball Society
- Steph Cassano
- Cort and Fatboy
- Street Roots
- Powell's Books Blog
- Portland Transport
- Portland Afoot
- Bike Portland
- Eater: PDX
- Portland Food and Drink
- Mr. Movie
- Sunday Softball
- BlueOregon
- Sightline Institute
- Ultra: Arts Portland
- Bitch Magazine
- Blazer's Edge
- Reading Local: Portland
- Portland Food Carts
- Stumptown Vegans
Our Enemies
The Handyman Pro - Your Honey-Do Specialist
Don’t let our name fool you. The Handyman Pro, LLC is a repair and remodel service provider with over 25-years experience. We cover all aspects of construction and repairs for residential and commercial clients.
Bands Page
Housing
Jobs
Musicians
For Sale
Wheels
Services
Health
The Arts
Friends 'N' Neighbors
Bulletin Board
Personals
Adult
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Comments (2) RSS